Feodor Chin

Happy birthday to the Ghost with the most, @erikaishii.bsky.social! Have a great one, Little Wolf!

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BREAKING: In ironic twist, administration that’s always complaining about “DEI hires” now filled from top to bottom with people who have absolutely no qualifications, merit, or competence.

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Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and then changing your shirt with a shirt that has also been shit on.

BREAKING: Donald Trump fires Kristi Noem as Homeland Security Secretary and replaces her with absolute pussy Markwayne Mullin, seen here cowering in fear from his own constituents on Capitol attack of January 6th.

Now lock her up.

If you’re not absolutely sick of this shit yet then you’re 100% part of the problem.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump issues an executive order declaring it a crime punishable by death to publicly discuss dead American troops, the Epstein files, or that weird shit on his hand and neck.

I wanna thank my Democratic congresspeople because these hearings are cool and all and make for great videos but honestly until these motherfuckers are in prison, you’re not doing enough.

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People in diapers should not be allowed to send anybody off to war. If you can’t control your bowels, you can’t control an army.

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BREAKING: “This is not a war,” say people who literally renamed “Department of Defense” to “Department of War.”

Seriously. What the fuck are we even doing here, people? The dumbest, most evil motherfuckers alive are in charge and will literally burn down the entire planet simply because they can’t steal enough money and rape enough kids. Fuck you forever if you support this shit.

BREAKING: Donald Trump cares more about drapes than dead American soldiers.

“Operation Epic Fury?” More like Operation Epstein Bury, am I right?

It’s Monday morning, Congress. Time to impeach, arrest, and remove.

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At this point when that day finally comes my joy will be greatly tempered by my bitterness that it didn’t happen much, much sooner.

BREAKING: United States of America desperately in need of regime change.

Oh you didn’t know? @overwatch.blizzard.com is BACK.

BREAKING: White House doctors confirm Barron Trump has inherited his father’s bone spur condition.

BREAKING: Americans find solace in knowing now that Donald Trump has removed “DEI” from military only U.S. casualties in his war to protect pedophiles will be poor, dumb, racist white men.

BREAKING: Pentagon reports 3 U.S. troops killed and 5 seriously injured in war to protect Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein.

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Absolutely insane that we’re still expected to file a tax return this year.

Actually the time to do something was five years ago when this motherfucker incited an attack on our Capitol.

BREAKING Absolutely nothing about this *gestures wildly* remotely okay.