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πŸ”ž He/Him like Dale Earnhardt, just shittier

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a seafoam green colored panel of Golgo 13, featuring a fishing cap saying "FISH FEAR ME, WOMEN FEAR ME, EVERYONE FEARS ME, I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST ASSASSIN, GOLGO 13"

a seafoam green colored panel of Golgo 13, featuring a fishing cap saying "FISH FEAR ME, WOMEN FEAR ME, EVERYONE FEARS ME, I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST ASSASSIN, GOLGO 13"

10.09.2024 15:37 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

dune 2 getting wormy with it

07.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me too, friend

im watching race cars

what're you up to?

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

07.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1539 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 21
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comm for @drgromov.bsky.social ! 🌧️
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#art #digitalart #anthro #furry

06.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we should have a running crowd-funded repository to pay for the legal fees of people who take these pervert glasses off bros and break them in public

06.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
Spooktober's Scary Stories
Spooktober's Scary Stories YouTube video by Jeaney Collects

Carpeted bathroom:

06.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway Alt: bart simpson is at a podium while grandpa simpson is standing in the doorway
06.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 4338 πŸ” 1307 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5229 πŸ” 1209 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 14
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CAPCOM STOP πŸ₯΅

04.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 455 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

heavy wet snow sucks!

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

:c

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can hear him grumbling about "all this cold white bullshit"

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that's good at least

The "Lost Cause" premise of Mal's character is pretty shit tho

06.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aren't a lot of the cast members complete assholes too?

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

big scoots

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cadillac Ferrari is kinda funny

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't bring Firefly back in 2026, man. You can't be doing Lost Cause mythology in space in 2026. You can't be hitting us with the Joss Whedon properties in 2026. Stop it. Come on, man.

05.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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quitting time

05.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a video game with the name chris visible Alt: a man in a video game with the name chris visible
05.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i've tried to get good at jumping, but it doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere

05.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no!

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I don't even want to reply with The Simpsons meme but my hand is forced by circumstances

05.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Them: you better not be walking carefree and full whimsy to mudic
My stupid ass:

26.08.2025 07:13 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

I think some of the cast are shitheads, too

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1173 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 100
Portrait of Tali'Zorah from the Mass Effect trilogy done in poster-like style with bold shapes and solid colours. She is portrayed from the knees-up, standing firmly with her legs spread wide. Her suit hugs her muscular body tightly, abs poking through the fabric. She is holding a shotgun perched on one of her shoulders. Silhouettes of several quarian ships surge in the background.

Portrait of Tali'Zorah from the Mass Effect trilogy done in poster-like style with bold shapes and solid colours. She is portrayed from the knees-up, standing firmly with her legs spread wide. Her suit hugs her muscular body tightly, abs poking through the fabric. She is holding a shotgun perched on one of her shoulders. Silhouettes of several quarian ships surge in the background.

Tali'Zorah with Abs

Commissioned piece ('22)
#art #fanart #masseffect #musclegirl #pinup

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1489 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

>:c

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0