Emmy™️

It's too late for this right now but remind me tomorrow to dig out tweets and pics from witnessing anthrocon for the first time 12 years ago in honor of tonights ep of the Pitt

With Kristi Noem out at DHS, I am featuring bank notes with vignettes of good dogs. The first has a dog guarding a safe and the second (in German for the local PA community) has a lumberjack petting his companion. Omaha & Chicago Bank, NE, $2, May 1, 1861 and Lumbermens Bank, Warren, PA, $10, 18--.

Yeah listeria will do that

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

My hip is still killing me, I burnt my finger making a breakfast taco this morning, and I just woke up from one of those naps that bend your perception of reality, but at least Kristi Noem is having a far shittier day than me.

triggered balloons on my screen while recalling childhood trauma to my therapist today I hate google meet.

Omg Kyle and Rosa Luxemburg have the same birthday?!? Huge day for the comrades

Rosa Luxemburg’s mug shot

Rosa Luxemburg was born March 5, 1871.

3-5-2004- Some little known Phillies prospect named Cole Hamels makes his spring training debut & strikes out Derek Jeter & Alex Rodriguez in the process . Maybe the Phillies have something in this guy @2008philz.bsky.social ??? #RingTheBell

LOL

Most people would think that's a fleur de lis, but it's actually a fleur de bris

From now on I’m calling Purim “Morty Gras”

nothing will ever beat the Tuchus Box

bsky.app/profile/swor...

Hell yes

L’chaim 🎉

Morty Gras

honestly it's close enough and I appreciate it. Would prefer it not to feature the state of New Jersey tho.

this is so funny. this might be my favorite goyim holiday faux-pas after Smokey Robinson's Cha-nookah

This is gross in ways I’ve never seen before. I can’t even find the words 😭

Oh wow my body is literally ready

But the important thing is I can’t fight fascism without a fat ass. I’m doing this for the people ✊

We’re so serious about this. Here’s a real thing I texted Alice re me and a certain baseball player mere seconds ago

God ain’t that the truth 😩

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BABEY!!!!

Chag Purim Ben. I completely forgot so will probably make hamantaschen and get drunk next week 🙃

Did u know a single Wawa soft pretzel has 12 grams of protein? Because I didn’t and this is VERY important to my agenda.

update: i have discovered k tape and now i can do anything. i could lift a cybertruck.

@icpetrie.bsky.social WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON