mayor of tr*nny town

sick of "low calorie", "low fat" recipes in my feed. i am built like a twig. i need all the fat i can get. specifically in my tits and ass

seeing the penis graph being reposted about context is just further proof to me that you can put literally anything into a pretty enough chart or spreadsheet and get people to take you seriously

and most of all, i love to be a dyke

i love women

30-50 female hogs

eau du parfum can't mix with your body aroma if you don't let yourself get a little sweat on

tho tbf some of us get sweaty on purpose bc we know our target demo

i highly recommend it

have you considered gay women. they have the same qualities. the only problem is if they're nice to you they might just be being nice or they might be flirting and you'll never know

they dress better and they shower and if they're nice to you it's because they're nice and not bc they want Something from you

who going to newtown fest tomorrow

warmer today than any day this summer lol. we're cooked

why

look out or a future aneurysm victim is going to jump into your replies to tell you slow driving is just as dangerously as speeding because it *forces* them to try overtake

hello there, city slicker. i see you are posting about transport. do you realise that when you talk about lowering urban speed limits you're forgetting about the needs of people like me, someone who drives 100km to work and back along a rural state highway? typical out-of-touch townies

I saw the worst minds of my parents' generation destroyed by madness about cycleways, starving hysterical naked, driving themselves through the wellington streets at dawn looking for a pipe that needs to be fixed

So the Minister for Education who forced schools to drop consent education from their health curriculum has gone to celebrate the release of a prominent child rapist at the religious compound he lives in.

Am I missing anything about this Briscoes Epstein Island story?

is 40 meant to be notably old. if had an ipod at university you'd be 40 now

"as a ratepayer" = "i am a nazi"

"ratepayers" in common usage means white land owners

they never tell you estrogen will make you like it a little when there's a gap between the bottoms of your pant legs and the tops of your socks

We elected a Right wing mayor.

so how many road workers are we willing to sacrifice on the altar on low rates?

and if we're really making tough decisions here, instead of cutting from the paltry cycle budget (something with a positive ROI), we could be cutting from general roading

Wellington council budget cuts - big climate cuts Deputy mayor Ben McNulty has been behind closed doors taking a scalpel to council spending and today, some time around noon, invites Wellington to see his masterpiece.

We’re in a climate crisis, a 40 percent cut to our climate response budget makes no sense financially or for the future of the city. Next week’s proposals include a total gutting of cycleway funding, & a backdown on commercial rates for Air B&B providers www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

i treat my pussy like a cast iron pan. im giving you a concussion

every time dairy prices go up anyone who hasn't been around long would think we're about to riot. then that energy just dissipates untol next time

new zealanders would never do anything about dairy prices because we like complaining more than we like not having problems

wild how driving less aggressively saves fuel and people just, don't do that

do you think the oil war will make people drive less or do you think they'll just run up more debt to do it and get even angrier at cyclists

these days the young men are doing “type shit”, when they should be running a “tight ship”…