a smooth collie wearing a graduation cap -- his name is Leon :)
my loathsome cigarette dog, Leon, graduated from doggy school today -- he got his master's degree in money laundering 💕
I wanna make her worse but something tells me you're a couple steps ahead of me somewhere...
the ocean is so full of bullshit
#art #fish #sketch
I learned today that it is, in fact, possible to stare at a girl menacingly enough that she safewords 🤭
does anyone else ever involuntarily have a very detailed Scene run through their head that involves like two specific people you know and have crushes on? no? just us?
Marathon logo font that reads "START CROSS SEX HORMONES NOW RECLAIM YOUR BODY ABSOLUTION CAN BE YOURS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE IT"
Punished for my exceptional skill and competence with even more responsibility
I dont look at dates I see pretty girl on the skyline I comment 😌
cuteeee
F-15E Stricken Eagle
google dot gov 'sympathetic drooling'
oh wow hey wow that's. wow.
NYT delenda est
no it's exactly the right amount of distracting
A Glock 34 open gun and 126 rounds of JHP 9mm Major in a Carey Concealment Bounty Rig, with a Phlster Floodlight holster replacing the main holster. The word "concealment" is very loosely applied here.
#firearms
Messing around with the carey concealment bounty rig and remembered i had a chopped up phlster floodlight and a vision came so clearly to me that I had to put the two together.
born too late to get a job in tech. born too early to cook my brain with AI so I don’t care. born just in time to make out with hot women while the world burns down around me.
this is not proper puppy thought and you will be reeducated
nightcrawler is top three best performances by jake gyllenhaal but i genuinely could not stomach looking at the screen for 70% of it because of how well he acted in it/how tnese it was. i highly recommend it and base some of my personal morgan characterization off of him
not "free use" so much as "once you're inside the circle of trust you should assume that all interactions with my body are permitted by default, and I'll tell you if they're not".
less a person, more a webserver that returns 200 Ok or 202 Accepted to most endpoints.
then I'll leave this for a less tired future you: I think it's very much a risk profile thing and while these are good things to watch out for I think there's more nuance once you've got some experience and trusted play partners. sufficient for a beginner's guide, however.
This is pork.
10cc soy sauce IO STAT
also this is a very heavy handed list of red flags imo
okay no sorry I got distracted reading a real guide and imagining using all those tricks on an unsuspecting victim I'm clearing my schedule to get off to it
thanks I'm squeezing my legs together reading that
writing a guide to identifying predatory hypnotists that's just a very subtle text induction that makes you easier to take advantage of
hey do you have the guide handy. for like. safety reasons or whatever.
one-time-i-dreamt I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.
Yuri
it has even become so delightfully common in our circles that our plural we feels like it gets confused for your type of royal we :p
automaton buddies!
in 2026 you need to be moving to the city. getting bangs. doing something new with the back of your hair like think angular or sharp or fluffy-layered. you should be reading periodicals of translated literature and commentary from france. it/its pronouns.
