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Hey what can I get with this drink ticket? Oh cool I'll have a Tecate thanks Vocals in .Gif from God linktr.ee/heyimshorts

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Not a new observation but it's sick how the only things AI seems to do are draw dog shit pictures and answer questions wrong. I'm so glad every web site needs to have one now

04.12.2024 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I wouldn't give to be a washed out rock guy who was around for the 70s

04.12.2024 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of those songs where every single decision made had the best possible outcome. So sick man. I'll never love anything as much as Ozzy loves drugs

03.12.2024 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to Black Sabbath Sweet Leaf and occasionally muttering "holy shit" to myself

03.12.2024 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude said I'd get a "seat of honor at the feast" but I just KNOW he's gonna sic the inquisition on me for telling Friar Barnabas to eat my ass last week. He'll probably give the seat to French Jaques.

02.12.2024 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God damn dude I hate being a peasant so much. Baron Quimby wants me to shovel SO much shit for the Saint Mulchington's day slopfest.

02.12.2024 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really need one of those email jobs I keep hearing about. I think I'd be a great mid level beaureauct

24.11.2024 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha working at a grocery store during Thanksgiving haha awesome haha yeah dude haha so sick

24.11.2024 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dark forces beyond my control have forced me to Post on here again

21.11.2024 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a running list of dumb ass song titles we pick from that end up on .gfg releases, but man the working titles this album are so fuckin stupid. Really hoping "Brain Click Boom" or "St. Sink Puker" make it

26.09.2023 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get to leverage my tiny account on here to say. Brother I'm stupid in love right now and more than a little bit scared I'm gonna fuck it up given my less-than-stellar track record of depressed self-sabotage, but for now shit rocks big time. Highly recommend being a sap

16.09.2023 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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soft launch

14.09.2023 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been almost 15 years since I saw this band. Don't have words to describe how I'm feeling right now

08.09.2023 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The pics don't do it justice. job for a cowboy in a 200 cap room

08.09.2023 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really hard to do a sick ass guitar solo. Partly because that's just not easy to do, but mostly because you gotta pull it off in a spiritual sense. You gotta kill the part of you that thinks solos are lame. That's the real trick

29.08.2023 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"shorts what is the hardest part of being the greatest metal core vocalist of all time?" it's drinking 2.5 beers before the set and trying desperately not to puke when you do lows

26.08.2023 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love apps. Give me more apps. I will die if I can't Post. My family hates me

26.08.2023 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0