Everybody looks like a giant turtle from certain angles.

Ok hear me out - different movies on each tv

Annnd 5 minutes later…

I live in Texas and we have a few Culver’s. My husband was just commenting about how they are always packed.

I’m tired of reading commentary about “xyz fandom is toxic” or “xyz discourse is racist” and their entire source is activity on X/twitter. If you’re in a Nazi bar, you’re going to find Nazi comments.

I was a big smashing pumpkins fan in my teens, but fully agree - the signs were always there that Corgan was a big fake loser. He was always punching down even then. But imagine the pain he must feel because he is less respected now than Max from @eve6.bsky.social.

I hope they burn a whole bunch of money fighting each other.

Whhhhhy does literally every GOP candidate in Texas have this weird little tidbit of unhinged nonsense in their history? None of them are even remotely normal people.

I mean if it makes him feel better he wasn’t going to win anyways. The Wilco GOP folks are all 3,000 years old. They were going to vote for Carter regardless as he is roughly the same age.

Well that’s what they wanted wasn’t it?

Please google, parent my children!

Ugh I’m in a 2FA verification loop again.

My son is 17. This terrifies me.

I didn’t have kids to send them to die in a vanity war with Iran.

This was a completely foreseeable consequence of voting Trump into office and anybody who didn’t/doesn’t see that is delusional.

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

I showed my 17 year old all these “maxxing” posts and he is very unimpressed. I feel like I might not actually be cool?

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This is the gif I use at work the most. It is all purpose.

Pig Butchering Scams: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

I work in anti money laundering and fraud - this John Oliver segment is pretty good as well.

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Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

This is what happens when people don’t pay attention in high school government class.

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New all purpose work gif

NEWS: CBS blocked Stephen Colbert from airing an interview with Texas State Rep. James Talarico and ordered him not to mention the cancellation over fear of FCC chair Brendan Carr.

Colbert went on air and revealed it anyway.

“He was supposed to be here, but… 1/

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Oh they are big worried about the Texas Senate race!

Last night I got really confused by the ending of How to Get to Heaven from Belfast.Then I realized I had skipped almost the entirety of the final episode instead of skipping just the intro.

My new favorite subreddit is weird Spotify playlists because

I really need to know why Lisa McGee is obsessed with country music.