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@hotpainpie

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I recently subscribed to Netflix and now they found money for Warner Bros. & HBO Max acquisition. What can I say here? You are welcome, Netflix!

05.12.2025 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How cool it would be if platinum sponsors for international karate tournament were hotel chain HYATT!! and automaker KIA!!

27.09.2025 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marvel should not do post-credits scences anymore, but instead pre-credits ones to explain where we are at the moment in MCU. I really skipped ONE film and now in Thunderbolts* I have absolutely no idea who those characters are.

03.05.2025 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey babe, the amount of reels you sent me last week has declined by 15%. Is everything ok?

07.04.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An argument between John and Jackie Kennedy be like:
- Can you at least buy me flowers?
- Ask not what your husband can do for you. Ask what you can do for your husband.

23.03.2025 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should we meet together and have a good old real chat, while #PlayStationNetworkDown?

08.02.2025 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There will be peace on earth again only when The Killers and Arctic Monkeys bring back their original, more heavy sound

28.12.2024 07:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky is like an evil twin of Twitter. Or more like a good twin. Or not Twitter, but X. You got the point, right?

05.12.2024 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bavaria is such a big and cool federal land. You can say it is german Texas.

05.12.2024 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out. US should stop using Fahrenheit. The rest of the world should stop using Celsius. And we should all use Kelvin. Can we at least agree on that?

05.12.2024 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stranger Things is a new Harry Potter. There will be reboot in 10 years.

04.12.2024 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0