Justin

I always figured it was just a way to using fewer characters than typing out “America/n/s”

I recently joined a bocce league and tonight I’m supposed to meet team members for the first time but no one really committed to actually showing up. 😓

Twitch in real life

I walk with G-d, so my answer is “no.” ✝️

My hair color as a child was very light brown. Now, as an adult, it’s very dark brown to almost black. I still think of myself as having brown hair, though! It might also be a function of staying indoors so often now compared to me running around outside in the sun as a kid, though?

A cropped screen capture of an Apple iOS iMessage group text. Between 02:15 pm and 03:35 pm, iMessage notifies all members that the name of the group text has been changed no less than four times.

This group text was really going through it this afternoon. It was probably the 7th name change in 24 hours by this point!

Coward

At least you have cheese and hummus 🥲

He really didn’t want to eat all of those bountiful mushrooms, huh

Kirby being the unsung hero 🥺

One can, it turns out, have too much of a good thing.

The last time I was inside of one, Streets Market carried them.

An image of a half-step with yellow and black caution stripes and telling restaurant patrons “Watch Your Step.”

Just some of the soda that a random lady flung into the air and spilling on my food, table, and face when she did not, in fact, watch her step.

A story told in two photos:

So Ilya-coded 😂 🥅 🏒

Aww! Thank you, Dan! 🥳

Happy Birthday, @virtualjustin.bsky.social 🥳

The irony of these replies 😂

Violence was chosen in the time between these two posts!

Seeing you on Bluesky is always kind of funny, but what's funnier is seeing your profile pic that sports you with a full beard! 😂

Was the little boy that Bad Bunny gave the Grammy award to Liam Conejo Ramos??

That Bad Bunny halftime show was great!

Just turned on the Winter Olympics opening ceremony. I’ll just say that, so far, it’s no French death metal shredding from the Conciergerie on the banks of the Seine during an epic rain storm.

The actor who played Frazier and Niles’ father was gay, right?

Never understood the hate this receives! It’s fantastic!

Noooooooo 😭

They’re so good, though! I remember in the early ‘90s Hostess also released Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-themed pies with “mutagen ooze” (vanilla pudding) that I would get all the time from the local 7-Eleven.

Really negates that stride of pride feeling when you make it all the way back home and you’ve no way to get back inside your place!

It’s easy to criticize but much more challenging to be solutions-oriented. This might not achieve the stated goals but at least they’re trying to engage the electorate.

Yours is consistently one of the wildest transformations I’ve ever seen!

I applaud this state of being.