The Last of Ann 🌿

me: how about you say something nice to mommy?
logan: no, i wanna say what the FUCK”

Me: What flavor coffee creamer should we make?
Logan: Siren Head
Me: What would that taste like?
Logan: fogger sugar cat

Tonight I asked my four year old if he would snuggle with me and watch Inside Out before bed together because he seems SO big to me lately and I miss that phase so much

have you heard about women

Resident Evil 7 finished. ✅

One of the scariest games I’ve played. I really enjoyed exploring each section & each “revelation” as you I progressed the story. I’m still debating if I liked this one more than the first game. 9/10

i called out of work today case i slept wrong and my entire body hurts. welcome to your 30’s

date night fit date night fit date night fit 🖤

The way my knees crack when I walk up and down the stairs is simply not fair for a 32 year old woman.

“Okay, the post nut clarity has kicked in and I don’t want a Danhausen tshirt anymore”

Boyfriend and I have been playing The Mortuary Assistant together and I’m SO excited to just stay in tonight and do nothing else 😍

I hate that I feel like I’m so angry or tired or overstimulated all the time. It’s just that…I am. But I’m also ✨full of whimsy✨

Etsy!!

his bitch, my jerk 😘

@cleverboyplays.bsky.social

Parenting is quite literally your child coming up to you and saying “Wow! I really like this yummy food!” then 30 seconds later, “I just don’t LIKE THISSSSS. I DONT WANNA EAT IT”

So sick of grown adults taking their problems out on everyone else instead of just GOING TO THERAPY

🩷🩷🩷

a girl know what she likes

So respectful 🥰

@annula6970.bsky.social: “Thanks for coming up from sucking my titty to ask me questions about my favorite movie, Interstellar!”

Date night!!! (videos games and grilled cheese)

@cleverboyplays.bsky.social

remember when we were little and our parents would use their taxes for things like vacations and now we have to use them for basic essentials, like ✨groceries✨

thank you bby!!!

literally my last two therapy sessions have been like: “hey so i cried the whole day and was really grumpy with my boyfriend yesterday and i also didn’t eat my first meal until midnight. could there possibly be a correlation here” and she looks at me with SEVERE disappointment

I’m playing Baldurs Gate 3 again

You know your partner’s the one when they’re telling you how beautiful you are, even while you’re covered in Pop-Tart crumbs and they’re helping you find the string cheese you dropped on yourself

“YOU NEVER LET ME SING ABOUT SEX ROBOTS”

Weighed myself today for the first time in over a month because Ive been too scared to. Im down over 11lbs in a month because I keep forgetting to eat. ADHD problems 🥲

“you were too grumpy to eat so i had to fuck the famine out of you. you made me put your donuts away.”

Just a 32 year old mom who actually changed out of her sweats today.

thank you sunshine! 🩷