Prayers up to the kids whose dad just lost their college tuition because the coin toss was heads.
08.02.2026 23:38
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Prayers up to the kids whose dad just lost their college tuition because the coin toss was heads.
For half a second, I thought the Patriots were being introduced by Jeff Epstein. And it would have made sense, honestly.
Me at a job interview answering what my strengths are:
Next week on the Amazing Racist
DAY ONE ON NIGHT ONE #YEET
#WrestleMania
Roman Reigns should just make Paul Heyman do this
Maybe they thought Signal meant they had to signal everyone.
Tulsi Gabbard looking ROUGH lately.
⚠️NEW EPISODE DROPPED!⚠️
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Tide Pods
Give me HALF of a percent of this to make one of my scripts, I’ll give you a banger. Give small filmmakers, writers, and producers a chance. We may just surprise the hell out of you.
You come for the king, you best not miss 🪳💪🏼
Breakfast should be served until 1pm on the weekends.
We need more villains in Marvel Rivals. Here’s who would like to see that I think could be fun:
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
If I send you this, it’s because I was right about that thing from years ago.
“Okay, fellas, where we dropping?”
The fine people at Canvas Rebel interviewed me for their website! I was also shocked, but here we are. Give it a read!
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Well, damn… I’m gonna have to watch all the Bond movies in order again now.
I am BEGGING companies to understand that a Net 30 or 45 doesn’t mean you HAVE to wait until day 30 or 45 to pay.
I miss football.
The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday.
A great man once said “Know your role and shut your mouth.”
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This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
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Republicans at Christmas: “Hold up… you mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is trans?”
Nah, that ain’t him. Bro was with me all day.
That’s the most Chicago Bears way to lose I have ever seen.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Game show idea:
The Hot Box hosted by Snoop Dogg.
Players sit in a clear glass container and answer trivia. Every wrong answer gets more weed smoke pumped into the chamber so you get dumber as you play.
Celebrity guests join in the second round and can “take the hit” for you.
