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Don’t worry about losing your accent A Southern man tells better jokes

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Hey is anybody else wracked with despair and up for some hero shit (canine edition) 👀

Because I’d like to see if we can try and get three (3) ABTCR hounds into new homes this weekend

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05.03.2026 00:32 👍 142 🔁 55 💬 5 📌 4

Lou Holtz and Jesse Helms, together again

04.03.2026 21:54 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Way too many Jalens in the NBA

04.03.2026 18:29 👍 587 🔁 243 💬 33 📌 93
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How does the College Sports Commission actually work? | Podcast Episode on RSS.com NIL may feel like a completely unregulated economy, but, formally, it's under the supervision of a relatively new group: the College Sports Commission. And reviewing NIL deals for "fairness" isn't the...

NEW "Phantom Island:" After decades of embarrassment and failure of the NCAA playing police, the new CSC is a fun iteration on all those old mistakes (co-starring @foiaball.com) rss.com/podcasts/pha...

25.02.2026 22:23 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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Donate to Support #TeamRucker, organized by Molly Rucker It is with immense heartbreak that we share the sudden loss of our beloved Wes Rucker. Words cannot f… Molly Rucker needs your support for Support #TeamRucker

Wes Rucker loved his work in an industry that never pays enough for a respectable life. Now he's gone, and he's left a young family behind. Anything you can spare to help is the grace they need: www.gofundme.com/f/support-te...

20.02.2026 17:42 👍 177 🔁 69 💬 3 📌 5
An older white man smiling and holding an ipad showing a young woman skater in a gold dress at the olympics.

An older white man smiling and holding an ipad showing a young woman skater in a gold dress at the olympics.

I wondered about it, so I looked for it, and yes, songwriter Jimmy Webb watched Alysa Liu skating to MacArthur Park for the gold.

20.02.2026 18:13 👍 258 🔁 50 💬 4 📌 11
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How did Curt Cignetti turn Indiana from football backwater into national powerhouse so quickly?

We can't say its balloons, but in his first season, the Hoosiers spent $53,625 on balloons. That puts it in the top five of all programs in 2024.

www.foiaball.com/p/indiana-oh...

19.02.2026 15:20 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Geese: Tiny Desk Concert
Geese: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

i love these kids! i love em! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbp...

10.02.2026 13:52 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 3702 🔁 894 💬 23 📌 9

Pats have more punts than completions

09.02.2026 02:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Braves winning it all this year

09.02.2026 01:53 👍 120 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 2

Running the damn ball

09.02.2026 01:46 👍 131 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 1

WOKE 2 IS HERE

09.02.2026 01:32 👍 1983 🔁 234 💬 10 📌 12
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The first, second, third, and fourth greatest Super Bowl halftime performance

08.02.2026 21:10 👍 87 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 4

hey can you draft that press release about epstein’s death? we’re having him killed tomorrow

08.02.2026 17:20 👍 425 🔁 51 💬 2 📌 1

I was catching some Hop Along, as well

08.02.2026 17:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don’t think most people are ‘bastards’ deep down. Bad people want that to seem true, because it takes the heat off them and renders their wickedness a simple fact of human nature they cannot control. Most people, however, are not like them. Most people simply want to muddle through life without being brutalised and oppressed, if possible. Most people just want to have friends and family and animals around. They want to to enjoy their hobbies. Most people don’t want to live in a state of permanent, conflict, paranoia, and performative cruelty, eyes glued to a daily political soap opera where ugly old men vie for our attention with such desperation and persistence - anything to hog centre stage - it’s almost painful to witness. Most people are nothing like the driven, damaged, overpowered, underdeveloped individuals who dream of dragging us all back to feudal slavery and droit de seigneur. Most people should swap notes, affirm their commonalities, and reject the suicidal, anti-human vision of our future that so entices the hyper-rich.

I don’t think most people are ‘bastards’ deep down. Bad people want that to seem true, because it takes the heat off them and renders their wickedness a simple fact of human nature they cannot control. Most people, however, are not like them. Most people simply want to muddle through life without being brutalised and oppressed, if possible. Most people just want to have friends and family and animals around. They want to to enjoy their hobbies. Most people don’t want to live in a state of permanent, conflict, paranoia, and performative cruelty, eyes glued to a daily political soap opera where ugly old men vie for our attention with such desperation and persistence - anything to hog centre stage - it’s almost painful to witness. Most people are nothing like the driven, damaged, overpowered, underdeveloped individuals who dream of dragging us all back to feudal slavery and droit de seigneur. Most people should swap notes, affirm their commonalities, and reject the suicidal, anti-human vision of our future that so entices the hyper-rich.

Quite liked this paragraph from Grant Morrison's latest newsletter.

08.02.2026 16:05 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

🚨 To Live and Die in LA is streaming on a bunch of platforms right now: the Criterion Channel, Tubi, & Pluto TV. could not recommend it more

07.02.2026 01:02 👍 412 🔁 67 💬 17 📌 2
This proposal is for an upcoming special issue which has received strong interest from a leading cultural studies journal. We welcome theoretical inquiry, case studies, and research papers which address the complicated and perhaps inextricable relations between craft, analog and digital technology, and the conditions of artisanal culture and digitized commerce. 

Possible topics include (but are not limited to):
 Cultural exchange via craft work online
 Practices and beliefs of digital craft communities
 Craft and the gig economy
 Rentierism and exploitation on digital craft platforms
 The role of algorithmic sorting on digital platforms within craft communities
 Philosophical inquiry into craft as a salient category in a digitized cultural economy
 Changes in access to craft after digitization as a mode of work along lines of gender, race,
and sexual orientation
 The role of influencers in the broader craft economy
 New challenges to craft work from AI and other forms of advanced automation
 Craft’s relation to industry and regimes of mass production
 The changing role of video in craft instruction after TikTok/Reels

Send abstracts (250-500) words to Ian Williams at igwillia@live.unc.edu or Michael Palm at mpalm@unc.edu by March 5, 2026.

This proposal is for an upcoming special issue which has received strong interest from a leading cultural studies journal. We welcome theoretical inquiry, case studies, and research papers which address the complicated and perhaps inextricable relations between craft, analog and digital technology, and the conditions of artisanal culture and digitized commerce. Possible topics include (but are not limited to):  Cultural exchange via craft work online  Practices and beliefs of digital craft communities  Craft and the gig economy  Rentierism and exploitation on digital craft platforms  The role of algorithmic sorting on digital platforms within craft communities  Philosophical inquiry into craft as a salient category in a digitized cultural economy  Changes in access to craft after digitization as a mode of work along lines of gender, race, and sexual orientation  The role of influencers in the broader craft economy  New challenges to craft work from AI and other forms of advanced automation  Craft’s relation to industry and regimes of mass production  The changing role of video in craft instruction after TikTok/Reels Send abstracts (250-500) words to Ian Williams at igwillia@live.unc.edu or Michael Palm at mpalm@unc.edu by March 5, 2026.

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Call for papers: for a special issue on contemporary craft work and digital economies. See below and alt text.

31.01.2026 14:46 👍 19 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 1
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.

30.01.2026 16:26 👍 2079 🔁 293 💬 48 📌 14
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We got the emails from the Notre Dame-ACC playoff feud Were the Fighting Irish accidentally cc'ed?

Notre Dame claimed to be accidentally cc'ed on the ACC's CFP lobbying docs, which slighted the Irish.

Well, FOIAball obtained the emails and the lobbying docs. And we think we have a theory of what happened.

www.foiaball.com/p/notre-dame...

29.01.2026 19:08 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 3
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Kaleb Horton

A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com

27.01.2026 13:10 👍 519 🔁 133 💬 3 📌 6

I've always felt like (some) sportswriters could easily write about politics as well mainly because you're already used to sifting through all the bullshit when it comes to sports. You get used to calling it how you see it instead of trying to find an angle to the shit you see with your own eyes

25.01.2026 04:49 👍 52 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1
Nurgle Lord of Blights

Nurgle Lord of Blights

Lots of detail here, but it’s the golf club for me

24.01.2026 15:36 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.

New FOIAbites does not mince words.

www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...

22.01.2026 20:04 👍 51 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

Walter Matthau was 28 years old here

22.01.2026 01:46 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So sorry, Chris. Hang in there and will be thinking about you.

22.01.2026 01:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Duke would have won

20.01.2026 04:18 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

If only

20.01.2026 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not quite

20.01.2026 04:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0