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what a terrible day to know how to read

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One of my favs of these FF ‘villains’ headshots im doing -though Prestor John wasnt a villain if i remember correctly.

06.03.2026 18:02 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"what smell should our batman shampoo be?"
"black."
"black isn't a smell."
"you didn't let me finish. i was going to say black... cherry."
"ok."
"and nightfall."
"what?"

06.03.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I found the bat-shampoo but didn't see any conditioner gordon

05.03.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Wonder Man is Marvel's Andor"
yeah, sure, words don't really mean anything, we can just say butter car wall dog

04.03.2026 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Conspiratorial Claims and Institutional Distrust in Canada’s Online Ecosystem — Media Ecosystem Observatory This research brief examines the rise and spread of anti-institutional conspiracy claims in Canada’s information ecosystem and their impact on democratic trust, public health compliance and confidence...

This report is probably unsurprising to Canadians with media literacy and internet access:

- 100 online users account for 68% of conspiratorial posts, capturing 90% of views and 86% of likes

- Twitter is the worst offender; it accounts for 70% of likes on conspiracy content

27.02.2026 22:37 👍 97 🔁 34 💬 1 📌 1

Frustrating knowing how many in the media will also give them a pass and try to analyze all the ways how it definitely wasn't the far right's fault and they have the best ideas actually.

27.02.2026 04:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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More Kolins Spideys! :D

27.02.2026 00:22 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Some Kolins Spideys : )

26.02.2026 16:02 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine thinking that your computer is playing pong with itself when the screensaver comes on.

24.02.2026 11:55 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

average batman comic now: part 6/13 of the epic batman joker two-face multiverse war of bane!

average batman comic in the late 80s: batman has trouble dealing with a drug addict

23.02.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.02.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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peak americana

22.02.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The green maple leaf on the Canadian Tire logo actually predates the official adoption of the red maple leaf on the Canadian flag - CT started using the red triangle and green leaf in the 1940s and the national flag with the red leaf wasn't adopted until 1965.

22.02.2026 02:30 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

If I were any of the victims that survived or the families of the ones that didn't? I would take Sam Altman & company to the fucking cleaners.

I'm talking suing the company for so much money that his great-grandchildren would be paying my family line in installments.

21.02.2026 00:34 👍 1030 🔁 299 💬 9 📌 5

One of my fave games as a kid and Spider-Man nerd in the 90s was Maximum Carnage, which was also insanely hard. I read an interview once where the game designer said outright that they didn't think of casual kid players who just liked Spidey at all. They wanted to make a challenging game for gamers.

21.02.2026 20:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watercolor fan art of Poison Ivy. She's sitting in a tree. Probably waiting on Harley. I wonder if she'll show up!

Watercolor fan art of Poison Ivy. She's sitting in a tree. Probably waiting on Harley. I wonder if she'll show up!

Plant yourself somewhere nice this weekend. 🌺🌿

21.02.2026 01:34 👍 1651 🔁 404 💬 10 📌 4

i can't really articulate why, but that last issue of ultimate spider-man definitely feels like a big "fuck you" to someone

21.02.2026 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ok - by popular demand - Weird Ivy!

17.02.2026 23:17 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Flash immediately comes to mind. Superman and the Avengers too (Kang, Ultron, Masters of Evil).
A lot of others (Daredevil, Iron Man, Green Lantern) had fun silver age rogues galleries that seem largely forgotten now.

19.02.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there's an episode of batman the animated series where a landlord tries to kill a cop and like, damn, who do you root for there

19.02.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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One of my fav Bat rogues has always been Clayface. In this depiction, i wanted to keep the current monstery-ness visage but also show some of the man within. I got close but hope to do another soon, that proves even more haunting.

18.02.2026 15:34 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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One of my fave short stories I've ever created, this one in tandem with the illustrious and masterful @dustinweaver.bsky.social. It's... The Adventures of Thing Thing: The Blue Cheese Affair.

16.02.2026 17:00 👍 293 🔁 111 💬 15 📌 8

I recently came across my first drawing for this story in an old sketchbook. I scanned it and colored it for fun.
Here's the only "The Adventures of Thing Thing: The Blue Cheese Affair" concept art (2009)

18.02.2026 04:14 👍 358 🔁 100 💬 6 📌 2
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"FINISH HIM!"

18.02.2026 00:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My personal order of most-curious-about to least: weird Ivy, Clayface, normal Ivy, Man-Bat.

18.02.2026 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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17.02.2026 16:48 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Did i show this one -from December?

17.02.2026 18:56 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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once upon a time dc comics implied that nancy reagan was an evil space robot

16.02.2026 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Batman: I'm sworn never to take a life. Killing is wrong.

Also Batman:

16.02.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jennifer
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM
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Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

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