Soon enough!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 #coffee #sleepy #humor #funny #kony2012
05.03.2026 13:59
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The diamond mine meme where the guy gives up mining right before getting to the diamonds
This meme except the pickaxe is magikarp and the diamonds is gyrados
i’ve been posting a lot less lately because most stuff i want to say can only be said inside my home to the person who can invoke spousal privilege if asked to testify about what i said 🥰
V wise of you, also Buck and Otto would never snitch 😤
Do you recall if the dustpan made the same sound as a table tennis paddle when hitting the ball, or was it a CLANG?
Just waiting for Xi to take over so I can lose 100 off my social credit for posting “I’m feeling positively Xiaolong-bawdy”
Big?
Flintstones vitamins only either give you the strength to power a sedan by running on the ground barefoot or to train animals to simulate household appliances as they say “squawk! It’s a living!”
The doctor should’ve said “well crap now your kid has super powers, good luck”
Slimy Sam, sitting in the cuck chair with a red baseball cap on
Operation Gamemaster Anthony’s 33rd Birthday
While many of you are likely yelling, “GO USA!” or “GO ISRAEL!” I’m yelling “GO CHOLESTEROL BUILDUP IN DONALD TRUMP’S LEFT ANTERIOR DESCENDING ARTERY!”
Homer Simpson saying “the all ighty ollar?”
Excellent! You went from "character in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie" to "character in a Coen Brothers movie"!
It is thus declared:
Might have to invoke the sacred words of our ancestor Young King Dave on a day like this
A floofy white dog resting on a man’s leg
Floofy senior dogs rise up (but not too quickly, don’t want to disturb anyone’s rest)
Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did
It happened again
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
It was a really good joke reply!
Do they do any animal styles in Jow Ga? Kids eat that up imo
(7:00AM on urban construction site)
FOREMAN: ok everyone, light day today. get a cup of coffee and let's take it easy until about 9:30
GUY FIRING UP ANGLE GRINDER: no sir. i have a sacred duty to perform
Bust of Ronaldo where his eyes are too close together and he looks really bad
Could also save money on the statue itself
This is less expensive than I thought. It can typically take more than $80k to build a public toilet
I know that you are exhausted and weary from everything you do every day, and so many people depend on you, but have you considered this: you’re not doing enough and you should feel bad about it
I remember seeing this more than 10 years ago because when Windows updates a file it caches old versions or keeps some record of the diff or some bullshit like that. A clean install of Windows should help, but at that point might as well just go 🐧
Homer Simpson telling Marge, “it took me years to forge that groove!”
Tfw you refuse to leave the Nazi bar because you’ve worked so hard on sculpting the perfect ass groove on the stool
My favorite quote from Law & Order SVU is when someone mentions Beaver Falls and Fin (played by Ice-T) authoritatively interjects, “Birthplace of Joe Namath!”
Man, all the projection of “Alysa Liu’s win is actually a victory of all my personal political causes” is really fucking icky!