Abby Vincent

"You are delightfully specific" she said, to herself

#funny #thoughts

The best thing about being me is occasionally getting excited about the smallest things

Today, it's that the NYT games app now has a dark mode

I repeat this is a GAME CHANGER

Us vertically challenged people have it pretty good ngl

Anyone else thinking about what kind of bug they'd be?

I think I'd be a bee. 🐝

Gimme that matriarchy, baby

#matriarchy #bee #bug #joke #funny #topical

I couldn't agree more. The world rarely exists in such black & white terms

I will admit to finding the “all problems are caused by evil and we could fix every problem without any trade-offs” worldview pretty draining and immature.

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
theonion.com/wealthy...

Whatever the opposite of bundle up is, do that
#meme #climate #simpsons #funny #climatechange #itsnothopelessbutalsoyikes

I love that society has decided I, as an adult, am qualified to shop at a grocery store with zero supervision. It always looks like I'm shopping for a slumber party.

I hear a lot of whining about regret rates for people who transition, but I'm not hearing much about the regret rates from this election

Y'all sorry yet?

Ninja and I would like to sleep until democracy is back

#cat

Moss graffiti, anyone?

Don't you love when your dad takes you into the city?

So hyped for the bowl today

#puppybowl

Gems from my notes app: part one

'Is Clifford a Kaiju?'

#funny #randomthoughts #highthoughts

Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
theonion.com/elon-mu...

#EatTheRich

Trying to balance staying informed and staying sane is becoming more delicate by the minute

This is so much cheaper than non-bunny therapy ❤️

Yep, bed's all hers. You gotta sleep on the floor

Is it patriotic to be un-patriotic?

#captainamerica #comic #funny #meme

Trump's tariffs on Canada would be a big challenge for Americans, says ambassador Canada accounts for about 60% of U.S. crude oil imports. If Trump's tariffs end up applying to that oil, that would likely cause gas prices to rise in the U.S., Canada's ambassador warns.

Canada accounts for about 60% of U.S. crude oil imports. If Trump's tariffs end up applying to that oil, that would likely cause gas prices to rise in the U.S., Canada's ambassador warns.

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO