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He/Him. Chef, Seattle, browser of the internet, And not much else...

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05.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

This whole fucking thread, man...

28.12.2025 05:50 πŸ‘ 373 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Billie Eilish Curses Out Prospective Trillionaire Elon Musk A few weeks ago Billie Eilish campaigned for billionaires to act like they actually give a fuck. β€œGive your money away, shorties,” she said during an acceptance speech at Wall Street Journalβ€˜s annual ...

Elon Musk is a β€œfucking pathetic pussy bitch coward,” says Billie Eilish

14.11.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

best encapsulation of being an M's fan ever

20.10.2025 03:15 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity

08.10.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 5211 πŸ” 1055 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 72
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧡)

24.09.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 29691 πŸ” 9977 πŸ’¬ 726 πŸ“Œ 1545
meme stolen off reddit: 
Left side: an angry woman points while crying. the text days 'the left is asking for a civil war'

On the other side, a white cat meows over a plate of vegetables. The text says 'The left is asking for the Epstein Files.'

meme stolen off reddit: Left side: an angry woman points while crying. the text days 'the left is asking for a civil war' On the other side, a white cat meows over a plate of vegetables. The text says 'The left is asking for the Epstein Files.'

14.09.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Voltaire once said, "One owes respect to the living; to the dead one owes only truth."

Speak ill of the dead if ill is what they delivered in life. Death does not erase the harm you have done, so it should not afford you any protection.

11.09.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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11.09.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 11427 πŸ” 3026 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 115

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

24.06.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 4498 πŸ” 1263 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 45

My first thought upon seeing this post

01.05.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 1716 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

23.04.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 37666 πŸ” 10430 πŸ’¬ 1615 πŸ“Œ 1421

being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:

22.03.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 6644 πŸ” 2507 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 719
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Perhaps the Gamers are alright

20.03.2025 06:44 πŸ‘ 23205 πŸ” 6214 πŸ’¬ 429 πŸ“Œ 1388
Image of a cross stitch mimicking the message you get when you die in the old computer game Oregon Trail that says β€œYOU LISTENED TO RFK”

Image of a cross stitch mimicking the message you get when you die in the old computer game Oregon Trail that says β€œYOU LISTENED TO RFK”

πŸ’€

02.03.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 20740 πŸ” 3201 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 140
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Dramatically yanking the tarps off my guillotine collection

15.02.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 3
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Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.Β 

Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!

28.01.2025 04:02 πŸ‘ 27409 πŸ” 5333 πŸ’¬ 1423 πŸ“Œ 963
16.01.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 7008 πŸ” 1302 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 16

yeah bro well spotted

16.01.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 877 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3
RealPlayer circa 1997

RealPlayer circa 1997

American teens are flocking to a new video app

15.01.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 17417 πŸ” 2374 πŸ’¬ 592 πŸ“Œ 288
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I created this meme to commemorate the death of Twitter

20.11.2024 01:34 πŸ‘ 2774 πŸ” 716 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 14

i've taken all the allergy meds, please make it stop spring is the worst

04.04.2024 04:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

let’s supercharge thisβ€” here’s a money kitty I drew. RT to attract money

04.02.2024 23:56 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 274 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?

Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!

Kid: What about Donner?

*a dark countenance settles on Santa's face*

Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the  Sierra Nevada-

Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names? Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow! Kid: What about Donner? *a dark countenance settles on Santa's face* Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada-

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

24.12.2023 18:32 πŸ‘ 3038 πŸ” 523 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 13
The front page of HuffPost reads: The Beltway Butcher: War Criminal Kissinger Dead at 100

The front page of HuffPost reads: The Beltway Butcher: War Criminal Kissinger Dead at 100

front page of huffpost

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10.10.2023 17:34 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a small earthquake, as a treat.

09.10.2023 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Men failing up is not a Constitutionally protected right" is my new mantra & I'm going to need it in needlepoint, please.

04.10.2023 19:01 πŸ‘ 801 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5