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@pattilandia

Knit/crochet. Sew (sort of). Workaholic. Thirsty af. Beer enthusiast. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Sex work is real work.

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In the past, Super Bowl commercials were snapshots of the cultural moment. The past few years they've felt like projections of a future elites want to force us into against our will.

09.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 10
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 7529 πŸ” 3364 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 215
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Philadelphia Demands ICE Out of the Courthouse The Sheriff's office is tasked with the security of courthouses in Philadelphia, including the Criminal Justice Center. Sheriff Bilal is allowing ICE to use the courthouse as a hunting ground to condu...

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/en...

21.01.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noooo

02.01.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, reading: "labial bubbling"

I guess when you think about it, the sputtering of a candle/flame, it does sound like that

01.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was on the bus, wearing headphones, and listening to a podcast while also scrolling Instagram.

I was like "oh no, what if I accidentally hit something and Instagram starts making noise. Better mute my phone"

Then my headphones got really quiet 😣

01.01.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
7 Podcasts for Bookworms
In a world filled with digital distractions, these shows will help you indulge, develop or rekindle a love for reading.

7 Podcasts for Bookworms In a world filled with digital distractions, these shows will help you indulge, develop or rekindle a love for reading.

This delightfully snarky, deeply researched series delivers takedowns of the kinds of nonfiction best sellers you might pick up at the airport, focusing mainly on self-help, financial advice pop psychology and political punditry like β€œThe Secret” and β€œThe Rules.” β€œIf Books Could Kill” is hosted by Michael Hobbes (a journalist well known to podcast fans for You’re Wrong About” and β€œMaintenance Phase”) and Peter Shamshiri, a lawyer. The duo project infectious joy in deconstructing the appeal of these mass-market juggernauts despite being laden with pseudoscience, oversimplifications and questionable data. Alongside a breakdown of the flawed arguments and ideas in each title, Hobbes and Shamshiri also explore how these books have fed into false and harmful cultural narratives, championing critical thinking skills in an entertaining and persuasive way.

This delightfully snarky, deeply researched series delivers takedowns of the kinds of nonfiction best sellers you might pick up at the airport, focusing mainly on self-help, financial advice pop psychology and political punditry like β€œThe Secret” and β€œThe Rules.” β€œIf Books Could Kill” is hosted by Michael Hobbes (a journalist well known to podcast fans for You’re Wrong About” and β€œMaintenance Phase”) and Peter Shamshiri, a lawyer. The duo project infectious joy in deconstructing the appeal of these mass-market juggernauts despite being laden with pseudoscience, oversimplifications and questionable data. Alongside a breakdown of the flawed arguments and ideas in each title, Hobbes and Shamshiri also explore how these books have fed into false and harmful cultural narratives, championing critical thinking skills in an entertaining and persuasive way.

My takeaway is that we have not been mean enough to the New York Times this year
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/a...

28.12.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 2934 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 17

Watching Southern Charm for the first time and I get major Chuck Bass vibes from Whitney

28.11.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

12.11.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 8372 πŸ” 2731 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

I know that I am WAAAAY behind on real housewives Atlanta but like in the rewatch, they need to realize that adding new people is better than adding old drama people

22.08.2025 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg SherΓ©e is so messy. She came back like "I just want us all to get along and I wanted you to know that she said this about you"

19.08.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every season of every housewives franchise, someone asks "why can't everyone get along? ... It's petty ..
You are friends"

That's when you know the next episode is going to have a HUGE fight!

31.07.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe I have 12 more seasons of this

31.07.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching Real Housewives of Atlanta from the beginning and I'm on season 4.

When will they learn not to mix business and friendship??

#rhoa (for muting)

30.07.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are terrible and creepy and I keep scrolling down. I'm playing myself at this point but I also acknowledge the macabre piece of my soul that wants more

(This feeling is the same as my pickle fingers book that I can't find)

10.07.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every day, I think I need to start going north for the summer.

5 degrees (Fahrenheit) cooler tomorrow and the high is still 89Β°F? (31.7Β°C) plus the 80% humidity??

no thank you

where should I start summering?

09.07.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

critical support to the people opening the hydrants in the mayor’s neighborhood to fuck her water pressure

02.07.2025 11:26 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Though it is the largest city workers union, it is also the lowest-paid of Philadelphia's four major municipal unions, with members earning about $46,000 a year on average. It is also the only union of the big four in which a majority of its members are Black, The Inquirer previously reported.

= The Inquirer SUBSCRIBE > $1 for 6 months Though it is the largest city workers union, it is also the lowest-paid of Philadelphia's four major municipal unions, with members earning about $46,000 a year on average. It is also the only union of the big four in which a majority of its members are Black, The Inquirer previously reported.

Call and email Mayor Parker and top City officials to demand they give DC33 workers a fair contract. Calling City officials shows the City you are paying attention and support workers. It also makes it harder for officials to coordinate breaking the strike.
Cherelle Parker, Mayor
Cherelle.parker@phila.gov
Kevin Bethel, Police Commissioner
Kevin.bethel@phila.gov
215-686-3357
215-686-3367
Adam Theil, Managing Director
Adam.theil@phila.gov
215-686-1300
cell- 215-305-7336
Carlton Williams, Director of Clean and Green
Carlton.williams@phila.gov
215-686-5460
Dominick Mireles, Emergency Management Director
Dominick.mireles@phila.gov
215-686-2106
215-531-3581
SincerΓ© Harris, Chief Deputy Mayor
Sincere.harris@phila.gov
Jazelle Jones, Director of Special Events
Jazelle.jones@phila.gov
215-686-3496
FIND YOUR CITY COUNCIL REP: phlcouncil.com

Call and email Mayor Parker and top City officials to demand they give DC33 workers a fair contract. Calling City officials shows the City you are paying attention and support workers. It also makes it harder for officials to coordinate breaking the strike. Cherelle Parker, Mayor Cherelle.parker@phila.gov Kevin Bethel, Police Commissioner Kevin.bethel@phila.gov 215-686-3357 215-686-3367 Adam Theil, Managing Director Adam.theil@phila.gov 215-686-1300 cell- 215-305-7336 Carlton Williams, Director of Clean and Green Carlton.williams@phila.gov 215-686-5460 Dominick Mireles, Emergency Management Director Dominick.mireles@phila.gov 215-686-2106 215-531-3581 SincerΓ© Harris, Chief Deputy Mayor Sincere.harris@phila.gov Jazelle Jones, Director of Special Events Jazelle.jones@phila.gov 215-686-3496 FIND YOUR CITY COUNCIL REP: phlcouncil.com

hello philadelphia, people who work in philadelphia, even people who want to come to philadelphia for the world cup but don’t like the smell of trash, consider supporting DC33 in their fight for a fair contract!!!!!!!

01.07.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Fun Philly strike update from a city worker: β€œthe office of the mayor has changed their number to 215-686-2181 because of overwhelming calls in support of DC33.”

Ring ring motherfucker!!!

02.07.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9
Photo of the space above a door with the text "no king" scraped into the paint

Photo of the space above a door with the text "no king" scraped into the paint

Bathroom at my local

26.06.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to do more on Beli. Please join so I can do more

Hey! Sharing an invite to Beliβ€”an invite-only social restaurant tracking app. This app is perfect for you, and selfishly I need you on the app so I can see your restaurant lists! beliapp.co/VVjBPrLLATb?...

23.06.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha! I go to Lyon tomorrow

27.04.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh! I hope you are having the best time!

27.04.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In Lille and it's lovely.

You could go to Belgium but they have all the popular Belgian beers here too and it's cheaper (I think?)

But also, the best thing is seeing BrewDog merch like bar mats and stuff but nothing from them on tap

27.04.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This bed is designed for non-monogamy, inasmuch as to practice monogamy you need to have one person willing to fuck you in the first place.

26.03.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a friend in his mid-30s who reads and talks about it on his profile, and one time he was out of town for a week and had to go on eight dates in ten days when he was back to deal with his Hinge backlog

13.12.2024 04:51 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha! Yes!

18.03.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! This is a perfect way to say it. Like I just lost all interest in talking

18.03.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

18.03.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 6752 πŸ” 749 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 68