show me a chicken

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank myself for making exceptionally good refried beans

Damn me, but all things are queer

"I've always loved you, but was too afraid to say it!"
"I love you too! I love you so much it's changed my life."
(They stand tantalizing centimeters apart)
"Wow, amazing! In that case, do you want to hear my thoughts on local politics?"

Regardless of your views on policing or adequate treatment for traumatic experiences surely we can all agree that the time to reflect on such matters is not right when the two halves of your ship have finally decided to kiss. Right? Right?

Convalescence Media Consumption Day 1:
-Heated Rivalry (grade: Fine, Reminded Me I Really Am A Lesbian)
-Schmigadoon season 1 (grade: Fun & Clever, Reminded Me I'm Culturally A Theater Kid)
-A 100k fanfic (grade: Decent until the ACAB & trauma lecture ruined the final chapter)

Gotta say, do not appreciate having sneezing & runny nose & puffy eyes-style allergies the same day as the wisdom teeth thing. This has been happening off & on all week so I know it's not a post-op complication but bleughhhhh I hate springggg

Update: I didn't perish, and I'm uncomfortable, and I'm about an hour and a half from finishing Heated Rivalry which I would describe as in 12 point font double spaced & turned in on time

This is a collection of the monthly frog drawing requests from stream. There is a frog with cat ears and a huge mouth, a frog holding a blanket and a teddy as if they just had a nightmare, a small frog lying face down on the ground, a plate of spaghetti with frogs instead of meatballs, and a very round opossum with little frogs riding on their back.

Please enjoy the utterly confusing set of vibes from our march froggos #frogs etc etc

Honestly I heard a story just today about a former client at my work who had to cut off his own arm alone in the woods to survive a logging accident, so, really puts the ol' medical anxiety in perspective

This is tomorrow! My brain tells me I'm gonna Perish but I know the straight dope is that I'll be Uncomfortable 🎉

fate is cruel & truth elusive, but the players in the game I'm running are excitedly texting each other about their characters, so it's not all bad

Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending

A male zebra finch on a perch. Only one side of his head is visible, and it seems that he’s looking at something just past the camera.

Front view of a male zebra finch on a perch. He is stretched up to look at something just above the camera.

Beep with a periodic reminder to stop doomscrolling 🐥

It's so nice to read a book written 25 years ago featuring a truly flawed and reprehensible protagonist knowing the author never had to come online and spoon feed the story to readers incapable of not treating fiction like a book of manners

Off we go into the wild pale yonder.

pretty anime boy: this is it.. this is the final battle!

lotus juice track in the background: they think im he-man, shit man, i don't know man, whatever man, james bond shit double zero seven i got the master plan

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

A male Eastern Bluebird scanning the leaf litter from his perch before diving down to hunt insects.

a rather good sort of god, who perhaps meant well enough upon the whole, but in all cases did not succeed in his benevolent designs

practing a new form of mindfulness i call "fun computer" where i spend time at my desk but im not looking at things that make me sad or mad

PAYPHONE - You're not a revolutionary, Harry... You're drunk.

a large group of people are sitting in a theatre watching a show called ellentube . ALT: a large group of people are sitting in a theatre watching a show called ellentube .

this is what’s going on in anne rice’s head when she introduces lestat in all the chronicles books lmaoo #thevampirechronicles

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - And when you fall we will come to raise you up, bud from you, banner-like, blossom from you and carry you apart in a sky funeral. In honour of your passing. (But not me, because I am just a leaf eater.)

Aw for fuck's sake

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

I do not remember much about the Sailor Moon fanfiction I read at 11 but if it was in line with the fanfiction I wrote in my head, it was vaguely homoromantic in ways I wouldn't understand for another 5 years and 100% angsty melodrama. no surprises there

Ahhh, me too 💔

I couldn't sully my eyes with base WdW mimicry! It's the genuine article or nothing!