shauna

screenshot of my lockscreen showing my golden state warriors beating the houston rockets 115-113

now that i’ve stopped breathing into a paper bag, SO PROUD of my guys. what a win. 💙💛

were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

that’s my understanding, yes

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i’ve done some work in crisis comms and the drip-drip-drip method is a known winner

god help us all

not just bc she “testified badly” — she said trump signed off on her $220 million ad blitz and either he didn’t or he doesn’t want to be blamed for it

it’s poor form to fact check dumb jokes

turns out noem’s husband was sitting behind her when she was being asked about fucking lewandowski (and refusing to deny it) and now i know there’s a congressional cuck chair

Famous Brady Bunch house awarded Los Angeles landmark status Modest mid-century home in Studio City, used for sitcom’s exterior shots, designated a historic-cultural monument

A little bit of good news, to break up the horrors.

We've driven over to this house a few times when we've had friends in for a visit, and it just never gets old. I'm glad it's being protected and preserved for future generations.

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Reuters Exclusive: Trump on rising gas prices during Iran operation: 'If they rise, they rise' By Steve Holland March 5, 2026 2:04 PM EST

meme — Ivan Drago in the 1985 movie Rocky IV says “if he dies, he dies”

same energy

yeah i posted that earlier

a dumb lil meme i made with olenna from game of thrones saying TELL KRISTI I WANT HER TO KNOW IT WAS ME and signed XOXO, CRICKET

sorry sorry i’m trying to delete it

there are like a thousand people making the same joke so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

letting everyone leave their shoes on now was apparently her idea, but fuckit, i’ll take them off again just to spite her

on threads jbpritzker posted a(n obviously fake) linkedin screenshot showing kristi noem is “open to work.” her title is listed as DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer

holy hell

same guy lmao

honestly she’ll be replaced by someone just as bad if not worse but at least that person (probably) won’t be fucking corey lewandowski and our long national nightmare of being jumpscared by her melted face in ads will finally end

I feel the same way about this that I do when the New York Jets hire a new coach. It’s just going to be terrible and sometimes Aaron Rodgers will be there.

were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

The following is the text of the email that Penelope Hegseth sent to her son, Pete Hegseth, on April 30, 2018, as he was in the middle of divorcing his wife, Samantha. One sentence was redacted by The New York Times for privacy reasons.

Son, I have tried to keep quiet about your character and behavior, but after listening to the way you made Samantha feel today, I cannot stay silent. And as a woman and your mother I feel I must speak out.. You are an abuser of women — that is the ugly truth and I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego. You are that man (and have been for years) and as your mother, it pains me and embarrasses me to say that, but it is the sad, sad truth. I am not a saint, far from it.. so don't throw that in my face, but your abuse over the years to women (dishonesty, sleeping around, betrayal, debasing, belittling) needs to be called out.

Sam is a good mother and a good person (under the circumstances that you created) and I know deep down you know that. For you to try to label her as "unstable" for your own advantage is despicable and abusive. Is there any sense of decency left in you? She did not ask for or deserve any of what has come to her by your hand. Neither did Meredith. I know you think this is one big competition and that we have taken her side... bunk... we are on the side of good and that is not you. (Go ahead and call me self-righteous, I dont' care) Don't you dare run to her and cry foul that we shared with us... that's what babies do. It's time for someone (I wish it was a strong man) to stand up to your abusive behavior and call it out, especially against women

We still love you, but we are broken by your behavior and lack of character. I don't want to write emails like this and never thought I would. If it damages our relationship further, then so be it, but at least I have said my piece. [Redacted] And yes, we are praying for you (and you don't deserve to know how we are praying, so skip the snarky reply) I don't want an answer to this... I don't want to debate with you. You twist and abuse everything I say anyway. But... On behalf of all the women (and I know it's many) you have abused in some way, I say... get some help and take an honest look at yourself... Mom

a man who gets an email like this from his own mother should be legally required to reveal it to every woman he ever meets ever ever

Pete Hegseth Treats Fallen American Soldiers as a PR Problem His use of the Iran war dead to attack the media was disgraceful.

Pete Hegseth, if he does not resign, should at least get out of the way and let better men than him talk to the nation and to the press.

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Stefon Diggs punched and choked his personal chef (a woman) and the Patriots delayed the court case until after the Superbowl in the hopes he'd help them win and when your organization is rotten to the core this is what you get. Ask Commanders fans how good it felt when Snyder finally got the boot

and so ends one of the dumbest faux scandals in political history

House GOP leadership allegedly worried Reps Hunt and Crenshaw just stop showing up to vote after their loses tonight

still pisses me off. crenshaw wears his military service like a shield.

oof, sorry you felt the need to explain an excellent joke

so here’s the thing about this primary: I would happily have supported either candidate in the general and I think you should too

cornyn bad, paxton worse, I do not actually want to spend a lot of time on bitter recriminations here