hard to believe we all knew mario was a plumber but we just let him practice medicine anyway, like "guy's definitely a doctor. it's fine. he's got a bag of pills." it was a different time.
Putting some fresh topics in the crock pot this morning so by the evening I’ll have bangers so sick they just fall right off the chain
ACAB.
All Cats Are Baby
Be the etsy witch you wish to see in the world
Guardian headline: World's longest-married couple reveals key to a lasting relationship: 'We love each other'
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
meme reading are you looking for a way out of wage slavery? do you want to work in a fast paced and fun environment? welcome to the new and exciting world of SHITPOSTING *make $50 annually *no benefits *recieve death threats regularly *spread Communist propaganda *alienate old friends *upset your mom
Bsky is now accepting applications
I've not seen anyone get their dicks out for Harambe in quite some time, but somehow we still wonder where it all went wrong.
You're telling me these balls are based?
If I call someone a fuckin piece of trash, it's meant lovingly. Try explaining that to HR though.
The greatest movie ever made was released 30 years ago today: youtu.be/Rn2cf_wJ4f4?...
'La chamade' (1968) dir: Alain Cavalier Catherine Denuve saying I even told you I'm not made for work. It was making me sick. It was making me ugly
#MondayMood
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
Make a band singular
1 Non Blonde
Calls for civility are often weaponized by abusers, by bigots, by those who would oppress you. If it is considered impolite to speak out against dishonor, then it is time for a true warrior to be rude.
A MIDI to HACK THE PLANET to.
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(Nuked SC-55 emulator)
My FBI agent when I unlock my phone in the morning. So, the nightmare begins again. Sad cat with cig
happy Ted Cruz Faved Porn day to all who celebrate
Just another totally normal day on BlueSky.
Do you even "yes and" bro?
Though once a brilliant scientist, everything changed for Jeremiah McCheese the day he stepped into the teleportation pod still clutching his burger.
My dream house has a bathtub deep enough for the water to cover my boobs and my knees at the same time
Blocking me will give you post-nut clarity
Instagram cooking account: here's how to make the most amazing sausage egg and cheese sandwich!
Guy who doesn't know that you're not legally obligated to reply to every single post on the internet: ok but what if I'm allergic to sausage and eggs
greetings, new followers
Today I’m going to skeet like no one is reading them.
A drunk man outside my motel last night kindly informed me that this place poopin' piss the shits and that is a phrase that will live rent free in my head for the rest of my life
