every e-scooter is a policy failure

don't 👏 call 👏 yourself👏 a 👏 web 👏 developer 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 have 👏 eight 👏 legs 👏 and 👏 eat 👏 flies

I just need a Scott Hunter-only season of Heated Rivalry. Would probably fix me

Got a new job so I don't have to see those fuckers ever again except to pick up my last paycheck

just 865 to go! we might make it! 3 days left!

Every day I even sorta think "I won't hate this job today", I wind up hating it more. It's wild

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

gilded octopus sculpture above a doorway

doorway of the French Institut Océanographique in Paris

Another small Condor oil painting. "Ugly" vulture heads are fun to paint!

I adore Farscape but my god that is the worst tv theme song to come out of the 90s

I'm a simple man. I love it when a Chevron gets locked

who else is up super late watching the last thirty minutes of the abyss

no one talks about moo deng anymore.

Wow the "dismissive of sexual abuse" coalition includes libertarians AND a French guy? There's no stopping this freight train

The possibility that pre-Elon Twitter was limiting the reach of conservative tweets was the greatest story in the history of journalism, while a vast network of sex trafficking pedophiles that included billionaires, celebrities and two presidents is just a big yawn.

Bout to start vague posting like I'm back in middle school. It's warranted, on occasion.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

i'm never doing a new restaurant opening ever again. i'm about to throw a firebomb if the schedule gets adjusted one more time.

i need a new beard trimmer, fellas. what's the state of the art these days?

why would checks be ready on payday? what a wild and insane assumption on my part. new job starts in days. i am counting down the hours.

woke up with "hey leonardo" by blessid union of souls stuck in my head for no reason at all

可愛い

クールトビヤモリ (Gekko kuhli, Ptychozoon kuhli)
#herps

You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????

Wide field image of the Jellyfish (IC 443) and Monkey Head (NGC 2174) Nebulae.

Jellyfish (IC 443) and Monkey Head (NGC 2174) Nebulae

Acquisition details and full resolution: app.astrobin.com/i/8p5k56

#Astrophotography

kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people

a skyscraper in dallas with the wingstop logo at the top. presumably it’s a corporate office and not a restaurant.

this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen

colored pencil drawing of rocky from lackadaisy making out with a cactus wrapped with ribbons with a weird face pinned on. Rocky's mouth is full of needles. a big wet tear slides down his face as he says "ow"

please be careful who (or what) you make out with

happy valentine's day! ❤️

Photobucket has been threatening to delete my photos from two decades ago for YEARS now. They ain't got the balls

Pray for me. We got 53 reservations in the next 6 hours.