Hot Mess Librarian

Hello Kitty laying on a bed, arms folded under her chin. The caption at the top reads: me in my room having violent sex fantasies

*blows the dust off my cunt*

I’m back, babes

What I wouldn’t give for a good dicking down rn

Just want to flirt shamelessly right now. Is that so wrong?

Pool time

I need Tinder advice. Where to start?

I miss feeling wanted and desired, cared about and adored. I know that I’m probably too old for this now.

I need a NASA guy who can talk nerdy to me while we’re fucking

Really need someone to come over and pull my hair

Remembered to bring my vibrator with me this week, I’m a very happy girl

I just want someone to flirt with. Nothing serious. Just someone who thinks I’m cute and smart and fun and sexy. No weirdos.

One of my favorite meals. I like to add some bread crumbs, too.

Thank you.

I just want to meet men who are interested in what I actually have to say rather than just my legs, thighs, ass, etc.

As someone who is likely to be on the market again, what is dating like in 2025 - particularly for older women? What do I need to watch out for?

Toe pic for tax

I’m living the binder clip life!

Fuck and run is a bad look

Had to add another name to the list of men I can’t trust.

The Jeffs are still in first place, though.

…and then he completely blew me off

A painting of a bird beside the text "buddy, it's a great day for you to eat shit"

Oh Thomas, what would Sir Topham Hat say?

We are at an age…

BRB I’m gonna get my world rocked

a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words " i 'd just sit by myself " above her ALT: a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words " i 'd just sit by myself " above her

Getting my own tiny studio closer to work next month. The possibilities of this “solo time” give me a heady feeling when I ponder it.

A face between my thighs would make this moment *perfect*

Sometimes you just need the happiness fucked back into your soul.

SUPPORT HER DREAMS FEED HER PIZZA DEVOUR HER PUSSY IT'S REALLY THAT SIMPLE @words. to.cum.to

Fuck a breakup, have y'all ever been in that weird stage where you're more than friends but less than a relationship?

Tweet by slim jadey @hescults: guys imagine sleeping with a magician and he nuts in u and u panic but he says sike check ur ear

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