"Wow, you take such good care of your hair. Allow me, a complete stranger, to walk up and put my disgusting fingers in it."
This is a familiar experience.
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"Wow, you take such good care of your hair. Allow me, a complete stranger, to walk up and put my disgusting fingers in it."
This is a familiar experience.
Last year was 3rd March -> 28th April, if that helps.
This year the theme announcement is 2nd March, so I would imagine the deadline will be similar to last year too.
Aristocrat
Bourgeois
Peasant
Proletarian
My games:
Protomancer: Not only dry but hydrophobic, unless you release the sludge. Even then it's more of a clinging dampness.
Beanjackers: Outwardly wet, inwardly dry.
I Could Do This In My Sleep: Wet like a swimming pool; you don't notice it until you climb out.
Minimal Impact: Wet ink smell.
Also just noticed I've accidentally made a reverse-crab, with 8 arms and 2 legs. Or perhaps an octopus wearing trousers?
A simple battle map with six zones, a large crab, and a knight's helmet in a pool of blood with a skull and crossbones symbol. Beside the map is a stat block for the crab.
Close-up of the dead knight's token.
Close-up of the dead knight's token, now with the crab on top.
Giant Sand Crab might be just a little too tough for a 1st level encounter right now.
If by "buying" you mean downloading the free bits, then yes.
For example, any question asking:
"Should group X get some sort of benefit?"
is also implicitly asking:
"Should group Y be penalised for not being group X?"
Never pass up an opportunity to tell the British government what a bunch of racist scum they are (eloquently).
Many of the questions are "gotchas" designed to get a particular response. Consider not just the questions as written, but their logical opposites while answering.
I might need to rename "burst" at some point. Burst in this context just means "fires multiple projectiles at once", while "full-auto" is a rule related to ammunition counting.
Highlighted textbox from a TTRPG page. The text reads: "A full-auto burst weapon may, every now and again, fire more rounds than loaded. Miracles sometimes occur on the battlefield - or perhaps you merely miscounted?"
Sometimes I like to dive into a game's maths and make everything logically consistent. Sometimes this is fine.
What I really need is for someone to invent a book format where the cover is landscape but the interior is portrait.
Decorations and manual tabs? That’s been working well for me.
A texture of perforated steel plate, striped with goopy yellow paint that's chipped in many places. Superimposed text reads: Steel. Iron as of blood, carbon as of breath. Forged in searing flame. Impenetrable. Perhaps.
I'm having far too much fun just making title page textures for this project.
Title font this time is "Grapple BRK" by Brian Kent.
I've sent you a little something. In my haste I may have also sent it to a Mr Flontlick.
Would you like to be emailed there whether it's for blog or Bluesky plugging?
If you're interested in Bork Borg you should probably grab Smorgasborg for the added tables.
Depends on exactly when it would be, but I'm definitely interested.
"Tarragon of Virtue"
You can have that one, I don't know what to do with it.
Learned today that The Quintessential Curios has been incorrectly flagged as using generative AI.
We're not quite sure why this happened yet, but rest assured it was written, drawn and laid out entirely by our weird, meaty, human hands. (+ some stock artwork)
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
I've done both and, well it's both.
One Gregorian vegetable bake, please.
Having difficulty proof-reading your work? Send it out for review. You'll immediately spot all the errors you should have found before sending it.
Except with a cannon instead of a sword.
hbomberguy once said:
"When you press the attack button in a Souls game, you've not just committed to an attack. You've committed to the long, arduous process of signing the proper paperwork to get planning permission to start to swing your sword."
And I took that as literal inspiration.
A field of something wet, rippling and glistening, in dark pinky-purple. Superimposed text reads: Sludge. Rendered flesh, bond and nerve fibre. Thinking, feeling. Alive. For now.
A chapter title page from something I've been trying to get out of my head an on to paper. God knows how this will come out in print but we'll give it a go.
Fonts are "Hebi" by Ilham Albab and "Rubik Mono One" by Hubert and Fischer. Background is me photographing weird stuff.
I referred to a Dickens novel and a politician.
If Starmer was visited by three spirits he'd have them branded a terrorist organisation.
And Quantum Tim, who both DID and DID NOT die until observed...
Protomancer:
Kulutaru was the first being to take physical form, appearing as a vast black hole. Most inhabitants of the protocosm (an "era" in which there was no such thing as time) were consumed; those that escaped and took forms of their own were irrevocably mutated by the ordeal.