(to the tune of WAP) THERE'S A DOG IN THIS BAR, THERE'S A DOG IN THIS BAR
(to the tune of WAP) THERE'S A DOG IN THIS BAR, THERE'S A DOG IN THIS BAR
two fluffy mostly-white cats lounge on a wooden table, the cat on the left has a clump of her sister's fur hanging out of her mouth
Stella could *nicely* groom her sister but instead she opts for biting out chunks of hair
it wasn't a crime until car manufacturing companies made it a thing so they could dodge responsibility for car-related injuries and death to pedestrians
the housekeeper is very mean (she keeps running the vacuum)
god finally some good fucking content
Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
Buffalo Family crossing a river, with the mountains in the background.
In the midst of it all
It's always Tatonka Tuesday
was hoping to be productive when I got home from vacation but instead I am too busy being a mucus factory, please send many soups
WYOMING:
βThank you, Madam chairman.β
βI prefer βMisterβ chairman.β
βWell you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.β
a tri-color medium-haired dog stares out of a second floor window
I might have had pizza for both breakfast and dinner today because we're in β¨annual February depressionβ¨
The quickest way to a manβs heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
#BlackHistoryMonth: Since the National Park Service wants to erase the T from Stonewall, let's spill the T through the Stonewall Community Foundation. The first story here is of Frances Thompson, a trans black activist born in 1840.
back at the vet for pre-anesthetic blood work and a weight check
omfg I have been trying to find this video for ages and it just appears in my feed today like a blessing
same
a tri-color medium-haired dog lays on a tan dog bed with a fish shaped toy in front of him, looking morose
I've told him a thousand times today that I'm not going to throw the fish so now he's just staring at me like this
I love that when my partner says he's "checking on the eagles" he literally means a livecam on a bald eagle nest
A pencil sketch of a blob with eyes with a pencil and a briefcase sticking out of it. βThis is the Employment Jelly. Reblog whenever the hell you like and youβll get a job that you love and deserve.β
For so many reasons.
(Reposting with alt text.)
One of my favorite bits of writing ever right here
Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"
a medium-haired tri-color dog grins at the camera with no remorse
the face of an asshole who ate an ENTIRE BAG OF UNCOOKED PASTA
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
a friend of mine has a family emergency and could really use some extra sales. she makes beautiful and delicious sweets, I highly recommend her brown butter chocolate chip cookies and her chamoy candy apples
tinyurl.com/ykydud5s
#BlackHistoryMonth
βOnce you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, youβre operating within a fascist logic,β they said. βThat means there might be a second one youβre willing to sacrifice and a third, a fourth. Then what happens?β
The Grateful Dead and Auditory Stims: in this essay I will
as little as possible, I got the barefoot autism