Master T Shake

WHAT.
A.
WIN.

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them

Don’t be lame and just use the same joke. Using the same joke makes you lame.

It’s possible that “poor people as a whole” is Epstein’s way of saying “poverty”. This requires him to have a limited grasp of the English language but all other emails seem to support that premise.

Norm McDonald: I bet the board is spelled “B O R E D”

I would not be behind ICE showing their ID but I would be behind voters having to show their ID. The opposite, of course, is hypocrisy that is beyond the pale.

The three fund portfolio finally makes sense

This assumes the goal is to get them to go along with it. What if he knows they won’t and prefers the framing is “GOP refuses common sense reforms” as opposed to “dems insist on making border less safe.”?

Would you prefer to think that the offense might just be terrible again?

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Milkshake duck going to hit hard

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

they performed American Idiot

One does not simply sign that mother fucker

The deletion of this post is quite misleading, and I shall now take some time to argue with you…

Option 1: another disappointing season

Tank time

What are the odds the Orioles get nothing?

Maybe like an email where every member of ICE has to explain what they have been doing during the week and maybe even an offer for them to voluntarily leave

It’s an analogy

Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.

Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

Dianetics jr much better than Krishna

Star Wars opening crawls aren’t disasters because the “paragraphs” are mostly composed of 1 sentence.

The NBA announced the Spurs game tomorrow in Charlotte has been moved up three hours due to expected inclement weather in the area. It will now tip off at 11 a.m. central.

Forecast calls for an 85% chance of some really crummy basketball.

That’s crazy, auntie!

Sell your tickets

Can’t find the story anywhere

Presidential pardon imminent

Interesting meme, given that this action facilitated the rise of the emperor and her eventual death.