People say Shakespeare is a genius but I bet I could’ve written all those plays if I’d been born at the same time as him and had all the experiences he had and was genetically identical to him

elon musk only cares about self-driving cars because it will let him spend more time posting “😂” and finding more women he can try to impregnate on twitter

Funny comic strip / meme. A person says “I’m soooo hungry”. An extremely nervous horse says “… how hungry?”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Digital art: a cat tucked into a loaf shape on the pavement, which leaves in the background. There are highlights of orange and cobalt blue throughout

loaf

#art

Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country

Four panel comic Panel 1: A true crime podcaster stands behind police tape looking in on a crime scene. A worn out looking detective stands in the foreground. Podcaster: Oh I’m sure you’ve got the situation under control detective. After all, you ARE the professional. Panel 2: Podcaster: The last thing you need is an amateur like me getting in the way. But before I go, just tell me one thing. Have you checked for… Panel 3: Close up on podcaster: FINGERPRINTS? Panel 4: Detective: FUCK Forensic Pathologist, tending to dead body: DAMMIT FRANK HE BESTED YA AGIN

This Is What True Crime Podcasters Fantasise About 24/7

He wants your happy meal

Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩

a comic by Beetlemoses depicting a man, at first skeptical, having a life changing experience at a concert performance of Big Binky and the Banana Boys. their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. his bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.

this @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic is still the most accurate depiction of going out to see a show i've ever seen

We made a comic about deer.

Artist life

the struggle

Me, providing Drake with legal advice:

“No sir, don’t do that”

Friends hugging: WE'RE SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS. NOTHING COULD CUM BETWEEN US *Something squirts between them" *A silhouette stands upon a ridge in the distance* friends: I...IT CAN'T BE Close up of a slick looking cowboy tipping his hat: THE CUM BETWEENER!!

The struggles of a cat 😿

Porco Rosso flying a plane and giving a thumbs up

Some ham slices

Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends

Costco hotdog

💜

Me when Netflix asks “Are you still watching?”

(Northern Saw-whet Owl)

In memoriam of an old friend

me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one