Tim Talbott

Trump wouldn’t take his stupid baseball hat off during the dignified transfer of the six soldiers we recently lost in Kuwait.

This is disgusting, but also a tacit admission of just how horrible and indefensible it is.

Opened a PDF of a script. Adobe suggested creating an AI summary of the script since it's a long document.

FUCK OFF!

#screenwriting #film

I love the feeling of breathing.

When did I die?

Wouldn't you rather have had healthcare?

THE SHINING is a horror movie because it depicts a writer having to get a part-time job.

Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA

Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/

Screenshot of a Deadline story announcing my new series.

Here we go!

Who wants to tell the WH “Tropic Thunder” is a spoof on narcissistic fake tough guys?

Props to @benstiller.redhour.com for calling it out. Never go full war monger.

Wow, do I fucking hate every single thing about this.

I love stacked vocals.

Someone should tell Gen Z men misogyny is a big ol’ vagina dryer. Good luck getting laid, Gen Z men!

Yeah, Orwell said that. I think it's the opening line of his famed "Homage to Catatonia." In his first novel, "The Road To Cory's Leer," he also wrote, "Some things seem to look good from one end of the bar, but if you get close and there's just lip filler and hair extensions? Run the fuck away..."

“BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.”

Noem is out. So he's replacing the puppy killer with a man dumber than a box of rocks. Of course that's what he's doing.

Let’s be clear, “Markwayne”
Is not a human name. It is clearly a witch’s curse.

Wow

Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski

i sometimes think there's hope for humanity and then i get on a crowded bus

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

To me, it's the antithesis of humor.

I hate SCRUBS so much.

So much.

Remembering master model maker Greg Jein (1945 - 2022) and his incredible work on Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

This expression, worn by an ordinary, sentient soul, translates precisely to "what the fuck did I do?" On this pouting, perpetually aggrieved manchild, devoid of even a shard of self-awareness, we cannot credit the moment as such.

I am in a waiting room and the music is a 45 second loop of some slow jam and it took me at least 15 minutes to realize it was looping but now that I’m aware I feel like I’m in an experiment to see how long it takes to fully break a person and the answer is going to be much shorter than you’d think.

Still got your STAR WARS Sketchbook?

The new place is now home :

Man, I really miss seeing movies at The Arclight Hollywood and The Cinerama Dome.

24-hour diners are the barometer of a healthy society