Michelle

Distinct lack of men kissing passionately after this gold medal win for USA hockey.

Doing well. Living our best lives as feral children 😂

Gee, why didn’t I think of that?! 😂😂

Michelle, what’s it like having a toddler? So happy you asked… here is a recent interaction.

George: I want two crackers please!
Me: You got it! *hands him two crackers*
G: *starts crying* No, I wanted two crackers!!
Me: But I… what? You have two crackers. One, two.
G: *cries harder*
Me: 🫠🤦🏻‍♀️

SCIENCE IS TORTURE WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS I WANT TO JUST BE HOT AND DUMB

how covering JSN must feel

Well one small joy in this hellscape is nice. Go Hawks!

Kraken Suite night

Any time. 🙂

Welcome to the club.

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS! Rashid Shaheed returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown! Great start, 12s!

@seahawks @nfl @nflonfox

Presents got wrapped. Had a slow morning of opening gifts and playing with each one. House is still a disaster but hearts (and sinuses) are full.

Thank you. I am trying. Just such crappy timing.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I needed a laugh and this was it

Miserably sick for Christmas. Had to cancel every plan. I’m so exhausted and I hate this. Behind on everything in the world. House is a disaster. Not a single present wrapped. Taking a break from work was supposed to let me catch up but I feel like I’ve accomplished nothing.

Let me tell you that it was absolutely SHOCKING how little they had for merch at the first home game. They are drastically underestimating interest and demand.

I hope that KDB is healthy and FIFA parks Belgium in Seattle for two group stage matches, and then they win their group, and then they win the round of 32, and then I get to watch KDB play in person FOUR times.

Going to have a surge of hep B in a few years, just FYI.

Celebrating my first day of a month of leave from work with the world cup draw, knitting, and an espresso martini. Grateful to be in a position to take a month of leave unpaid because my god, I need it so badly. Cheers to a relaxing holiday season and interesting WC groups!

Seems like literally yesterday! Thanks for bringing Hiba to Seattle! 🥰

I am really really in the trenches of motherhood right now and I am not sure how to get through this. Everything feels so fucking hard.

We will definitely give them a try!

Please compare and contrast to Mr. Gyros! We haven’t tried Hummus Cafe but love MG!

🥰

I fucking hate sports

WTF IS CANZONE DOING IN

Robles gets on base and Julio hits another home run. That’s how we win.

Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!

"The City is Shaking!"

#SeizeTheMoment

EXTREMELY PLEASED TO FIND OUT THAT WE HIT A GRAND SLAM RIGHT AFTER I PUT MY PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE!!!!!

About to take off on a quick flight to Spokane. Please please win, Mariners. I clearly didn’t bring us luck at yesterday’s game. So maybe if I can’t watch, it will be better.