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Definitely just an old balding man.

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I don’t unfortunately. There’s one plug at work and it’s usually taken. I would have to go to a charging point.

07.03.2026 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Will someone please think of the flag football?!?!?

06.03.2026 23:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m looking for speakers for a London event on the science of Star Trek. I’d really appreciate suggestions from underrepresented minorities in STEM, especially PoC/global majority.
(10 min, central London, Sept, currently unpaid but I’m trying to fix that)
Feel free to message

06.03.2026 14:23 👍 72 🔁 96 💬 15 📌 4
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A Bluesky all-timer.

06.03.2026 19:36 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

sucks they can't work with minors rn

but not to worry, on my new site TONTEENS,

06.03.2026 16:46 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

We at Zillow are proud to announce our new Blast Radius Score

06.03.2026 15:51 👍 17 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Also an uptick in “why did you bomb a girls school” queries probably didn’t help.

06.03.2026 15:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My son can’t imagine a time before he was alive but when he tries to picture it he asks why I didn’t buy him a discontinued Cars playset back in 2008 and keep it for 15+ years until I had children.

06.03.2026 07:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I, too, was shocked

06.03.2026 03:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 👍 4752 🔁 766 💬 83 📌 32

I have to buy a new car so hit me with your recs. Going to decide this the same way I decide on a new sandwich place or bar.

06.03.2026 00:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Always keep em guessing by bombing your own school children.

06.03.2026 00:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also gave up on that show because it got so outrageous. I may have made it to season 3 maybe?

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I see parents on Instagram showing their kids diecast Cars collection to show how “excessive” their collection is and it’s only a fraction of the cars we have. I think we have 40+ lightning McQueens alone. Lightings McQueen, if you will.

05.03.2026 22:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no

05.03.2026 19:47 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
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Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne (aka Methuzalophsteron) is the senior prophet and CFO of Savior Rick's Spooky Church of the Scary Apocalypse and is responsible for kidnapping Kimmy Schmidt and three...

I will never hear the name Markwayne Mullin without thinking of this kimmyschmidt.fandom.com/wiki/Reveren...

05.03.2026 19:48 👍 343 🔁 40 💬 13 📌 2
05.03.2026 19:25 👍 354 🔁 29 💬 8 📌 1

This is beautiful

05.03.2026 19:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29514 🔁 3999 💬 367 📌 161

Yay!!

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m back on the podcast!!

05.03.2026 19:18 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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NYC - Zohran Mamdani Favorability:

Favorable: 63%
Unfavorable: 25%

Siena / Feb 26, 2026

05.03.2026 06:39 👍 153 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 6

The whole scandal of the modern U.S. is we can actually afford healthcare, Medicare, social security, etc. but only if we’re not engaged in an endless war. So obviously they had to start another one

05.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't stop to take a pic but there's a new ad campaign in subways with a picture of Matt Murdoch labeled "MISSING" and a picture of Daredevil labeled "WANTED" side by side and they are very clearly the same guy, I think the police detectives of that fictional universe are not entirely on the ball

05.03.2026 02:18 👍 310 🔁 16 💬 12 📌 0
Academy Museum Acquires Original Disney Adult

Academy Museum Acquires Original Disney Adult

Academy Museum Acquires Original Disney Adult https://theonion.com/academy-museum-acquires-original-disney-adult/

04.03.2026 23:00 👍 673 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 5

Ah yes, said by the extremely famous Star Trek heros, the Borg

04.03.2026 04:04 👍 389 🔁 67 💬 4 📌 2

It’s run by the most soulless craven executives too. They don’t care as long as they get a golden parachute.

04.03.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fitch Downgrades Paramount After Warner Bros. Deal Announcement The $81 billion deal for Warner Bros. Discovery is highly complex and poses credit risks, Fitch Ratings said.

After Warner Bros. deal, Paramount's debt has been downgraded to junk status

Basically, the ratings agency thinks the combined entity faces a ton of competition & there's a risk the entire enterprise fails -- debt attached to it is therefore high-risk

www.wsj.com/business/med...

03.03.2026 16:18 👍 1201 🔁 350 💬 63 📌 109

There’s already rumors that WB doesn’t expect this to actually get approved but there’s a ticking fee if it doesn’t that WB gets no matter what.

03.03.2026 23:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
NFL Theme on Fox... But Bluegrass
NFL Theme on Fox... But Bluegrass YouTube video by Ricky Mier

i have something of exceptional importance to show you all

it goes UNFATHOMABLY HARD

03.03.2026 16:14 👍 142 🔁 31 💬 12 📌 6