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Bil Skirnir

@astro-kraken

Minneapolis dude who is now fucking up a suburb* Heathen catdad. Builder of catyards. Anti-lawn zealot. Restorer of native habitats. Bad bike mechanic. Worse firewall engineer. *killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.

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Wait, you're the Tony from up the block so I didnt need to tell you that

07.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one on 28th got hit every few months. Eventually they stopped burying the signs and just dropped em up

07.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

07.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The other article is misleading. Field is a detention deputy (jailer), not a licensed deputy (cop).

07.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would be fine if you have a locking skewer or hexlox insert in your thru axle, which most people don't have.

07.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The deputy who was arrested for sexual assault this week ALSO has a history of domestic assaults. HCSO (and law enforcement) is rotten.

07.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is always a jumper but I taught her to wait until I dip my shoulder in, which cuts down surprises dramatically

07.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't get why people use the expression "it's like herding cats" to describe something hard. This shit's easy.

Came up in my photo memories from 2 years ago today

07.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought he'd fight for 2nd but the real winning is the friends you make along the way

07.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...still

07.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, now you're going in?

07.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letting someone else win is Del Toro's specialty but at least this time its a teammate

07.03.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Iske the cat watching Strade Bianche

Iske the cat watching Strade Bianche

She's also wondering what's up with Ben Healy's helmet

07.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sold already, maybe i should asked for more

06.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Facebook links don't work well with bluesky? super weird

06.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

If you're in the twin cities and want to buy a cargo bike on the cheap, I'm selling one of mine.

www.facebook.com/share/p/1GaK...

06.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's called mutual aid

06.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love that house. I hope someone can restore it.

06.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assume capslock was involved

06.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to find more things to misunderstand so I can post angrily about them. Maybe I can make that my entire thing.

06.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*BL SELECT* bottle cage bolt (brass) COLOR Material : brass SOLD INDIVIDUALLY

FUCK EVERYTHING
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06.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else disappointed when they read Kendall Qualls but don't see DJ Qualls?

06.03.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figure if I can kill any that currently produce seeds and get the rest before they get that old I'll eventually win and be able to choke out any that come back with a thicket of aggressive natives

06.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was just the top parts, but when I uproot em I usually leave the roots and stumps out on the driveway to dry them out. I don't want to take chances

Not much I can do about seeds other than stay on top of killing em as they sprout. Even buckthorn seeds only stay viable for 3ish years

06.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spent my lunch break feeding invasive shrubs to a wood chipper. I forgot to eat but was fulfilled.

06.03.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Women are able to cram a whole day into 23 hours

05.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Witt's gotta go. Two of her employees were arrested today, and neither for the assaults committed at Whipple.

05.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kirby Puckett once helped me with my Xmas shopping.

05.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Land votes.

05.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a new Jason Statham movie out where he gets pushed too far

05.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0