jen

We just finished off a (new, not leftover) tub of Quality Street

The BBC's Olympics coverage has been really shit. I don't mean the presenters and commentators, just the whole iPlayer experience has been horrible.
Didn't realise you could pay for it on discovery again, bit late now

Cannot get over this valentine's card the kid made me

Cross country skiing really falls apart when they have to slide UP a hill

Fuck me, Toy Story 3. Wept like a baby. Not even the first time I watched it.

I got my cats the most emo cat food

Today was my first day back at work since the 15the Dec.

We were late for school, the boiler broke and a cat shit on the floor.

Starting strong, 2026

Doves and pigeons are the same bird, just one looks fancier and gets all the respect.

First day for... a while... I've not had a mince pie and a Bailey's coffee for breakfast

The endless stream of visitors to my house has yet to cease so I've not been allowed to take Xmas down yet and I am LOSING MY MIND

What's the appropriate ratio of Bailey's to coffee? I'm currently working with 1:3 and I find it acceptable.

Do you people actually use Canva??? It's flippin impossible

Help! I need someone who knows about design things to help me with a Christmas present.

I am THOROUGHLY enjoying all the boomers complaining about paying taxes on their multimillion pound homes being told to cut back on eating avocado toast.

I did it. What a fool 🤣

For so long I've been struggling with docker on my little ubuntu server, and this morning I think I have fixed it!
I think docker was initially installed using snap (not by me, I think it was done by default) and it's caused all manner of problems.

Here's a fact I bet you don't know. Both Aldous Huxley and C S Lewis ALSO died on the 22nd November 1963.
I was going to say less dramatically but then read Huxley"s wife stuffed him with LSD in an assisted suicide and that's way more interesting than just getting shot.

Oh my that's terrifying

I think I've completed consumerism.

There's no books I want to read, I'm bored of all my podcasts, I only watch quiz shows on TV, all my recent Amazon purchases have been cat food not gadgets...

What do I do now?

I can't work out what order I'm supposed to read them in. The internet has confused me.

I've been recommended these many times but never actually read them.

Should I....?

I am "absolutely right" like a thousand times a day

£350 for the Lego Enterprise? But I already have one...

Kid and I defaced the wall of the pub this evening

I asked Claude code to get some data from a football API for premier league fixtures and, of course it defaulted to the Maltese premier league. That's definitely what I wanted.

Had a full millennial parenting moment the other day when a radio-edit song came on Spotify in the presence of the child, and I had an internal panic because they didn't mute the word "shit"... then a minute later relaxed because they DID mute the word "bitch" 🤣

Wanna feel angry at the world?

As if we're not already angry at the world all the time anyway...

Go watch The Hack on ITV.

I remember it all happening but not all the details. It's wild.

There have been more years between 1985 and the release of the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup than there have been between the release of the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup and now

At an AI conference, writing an AI powered app using AI.

Proud parent moment - just chatting about whatever and someone ended a sentence with "wake up!".
Child instantly replied "plabnblabdpaobalbd make up"

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