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My friends from back in Greensburg genuinely sending goodnight texts like “sweet dreams, I hope witches put a curse on Fetterman 😘”

Priorities ✨

That is the most ominous fucking thing I have ever seen.

Self-medicating with a shamrock shake and the USA-Slovakia game 🏒

That boy deserves a raise!

Antonin Scalia has been in Hell where he belongs for 10 years today, the horrors persist but we must find joy where it exists 💕

I’m very much in “I just hope everybody has fun” mode here, no strong feelings or deep knowledge either way, they’re just so great to watch and that would be a fantastic final so I hope you’re right 💕

Maybe hockey can’t cure depression but I’m damn sure gonna try it anyway, let’s fuckin go girls #USAvCAN #Olympics 🏒 💕

As a NYer, thank you, Seahawks! :)

“Relax babe it’s me I’m farmers.”
Good frickin lord some people cannot allow a single second of levity without injecting alllllll the reasons the world isn’t fun into it. Soooo close to the point, bud … so close.

We as a society should never have “progressed” beyond Windows 95.

All year I wait with bated breath for Brian’s First Cowlet of the Year post. “Is today the day??” I ask myself as I wake each morning, like a kid waiting for bovine Santa Claus. And today is finally the day! Yussssss

Hardcore, dude 🤟🏻🥰

Gorgonzola stuffed olive (yuck), smoked meatloaf (not bad), bourbon smoked ham (pretty good)!

I get offered to try a lot of foodstuffs at my job, and I mostly decline because sensory issues make me a verrry picky eater, but this week I resolved to say yes to as much as possible and I’ve tried three (3) new things this week, and two of them were even kinda good, and I am proud of myself.

Disgusting.

I think you have the year right but in my headcanon it’s gotta be, like, an S10 😅

Bulk crafting! Bulk crafting *from your storage,* even!! Truly we are all Totakeke’s special beloved children today.

Why yes, my soul IS just about vibrating out of my body over Animal Crossing: New Horizons getting its Switch 2 update, thank you for asking!

Don’t give some of those disingenuous YouTube comments even one single second of your thoughts, staying silent and ‘getting better’ can’t coexist. Very glad to see this discussion shared.

*rings your doorbell* Good morning! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Josh Allen??

Final Fantasy 4 didn’t start with Cecil realizing he was a coward for being complicit in a genocide for people to claim video games only just started to get political

Saw someone say that you know things are getting bad when punk gets good again and … well …

Me with every Ace Attorney collection

Thank you for saying it & fuck ICE.

There are so many northern transplants living in this town that I wore a Pens 🏒 shirt to my first day at the new job thinking it might spark some good natured arguing and instead got stopped by strangers a bunch of times for some Hell Yeahs ☺️

“Hey, Brussels sprouts, what’s good??”

I incorporated “y’all” into my regular vocabulary even though it doesn’t come naturally to me because the plural pronoun that does come naturally to me is “guys” which obviously is not always correct or welcome for people. Alternately, big fan of “gang,” thinking of making “hoodlums” happen in 2026.