TheGrimRecapper

Always here for you. You've got this. 🫂

I... I... no words. 🥵🥵🥵

Iran invented the concept of dessert. America invented going back for thirds.

I didn't think it was possible for Heated Rivalry to get any queerer, but TIL one of the people who taught Connor Storrie to play ice hockey was the son in Transamerica.

NEVER.

You're the best Austin Powers though. ♥️

I'm just saying, when rimming got really big a few years ago you just KNOW Armie Hammer was all "oh so NOW you eat ass for fun" to anyone who'd listen.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

Don't worry, I'm not going to subject you to a photo of James Corden.

Gotta say, the live action reboot where they had to call Agro "Kyle Sandilands" to get around copyright hasn't been nearly as fun.

Yeah, he stops at the rat's belly button, at most.

I'd say "me", but the Equator is being homophobic again.

Predicting something isn't the same as doing anything to prevent it from happening. Gtfo lady.

It is definitely still terrible. ♥️

I'm topless and top-less. 😭

I just read After the Siren which was basically "what if Heated Rivalry, only they played for the same AFL team?" and... better than I expected!

If it went through the semis, it miiiiiiight have qualified in like eighth place.

If it was the annual Crap Semi.

I have heard exactly two (2) of this year's Eurovision songs and it was two too many.

That said, big LOL @ the UK sending something with German lyrics before they even think about doing it in Welsh.

I'm amazed virtue didn't spontaneously combust at the possibility.

Only if it's lingonberries.

TMZ founder Harvey Levin is in the Epstein files, naturally.

🫂🫂🫂

Men.

What. A. Fucking. DAY.

I don't normally drink, what's good at the bottle shop? I need it.

Honestly it looks like a perfect size?

Added bonus: If you're an Australian, there's like a 40% chance his name is Sam.

The glass is entirely full, half with piss and half with air.

I mean, yes.

Ironically, this sign is at the G-Spot Museum.

Honestly this is such a good facial expression. ♥️

Doktorepo?