(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend
(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend
These are the words and actions our next leader needs to live by. We canβt keep putting people in office who either donβt care or know how to lead. The entire government is lost.
Itβs just the State of the Onion address now.
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
βFour interviews and this is how I find out they went with someone internal?β Ian Vaske, Motorcycle Polisher
Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Koreaβs Next Leader https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-selects-teen-daughter-as-north-koreas-next-leader/
In no functioning country is this allowed.
This, this and this ππ»ππ»ππ»
New, from me: The Clicktatorship prioritizes content on its virality, not on its accuracy.
Kristi Noem said DHS arrested an an immigrant who threatened to kill Trump. Press release still on the DHS website.
One problem: its not true. π§΅
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/what-i-wro...
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
Apparently a plate of black coffee and a cigarette is ideal, but that KCRW mug is in honor of his daily weather reports.
Donβt forget to leave a cup of black coffee out for David Lynch tonight.
I should have had βimproperly redacted filesβ on my 2025 bingo card. Like any good riddle, itβs obvious in retrospect.
Is Ice Station Zebra a Christmas movie?
And here's Scorsese's storyboards for the final massacre in Taxi Driver
This applies more generally: people seem to think you need to have a background as a Big Two artist in order to do storyboards, but that's not what they're about - they're visual writing. You're writing for yourself AND others
Okay what the actual fuck this actually looks hilarious
youtu.be/ZfNLApPCa8E
Thatβs a good one!
This is pretty precious π₯Ή π₯°
Blowing up a Russian sub in its own port while simultaneously hacking into Russian surveillance cameras to watch it is quite the flex!
I fully agree! The enshittification continues apace.
We have long held that cat videos are one of the cornerstones of the internet. I finally saw a cat video that I didnβt initially realize was AI. They did it. They blew it up. They made cat videos unreliable, and therefore ruined the joy. Quite an accomplishment!
NO WAY. I didn't realize you were so far along on this project!
Take that, Norts!
He's just so talon-ted!
Woke up to a glowing review to our 2020 film The Wave. Thanks Giant Freakin Robot! Made my dayβ¦
www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/scifi/th...
Hey friends. The enshittification of FB and Twitter sent me. Whatβs good?
ANALYSIS: There is a LOT of stuff in the media right now about the Massive Ordinance Penetrator-- the American bunker-buster that might get used on Iran's deeply buried site at Fordow.
Can it hit Fordow? I'm not sure.
Here's why (WITH MATH). π§΅
BUSINESS Beach.
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