Two Live Nation Entertainment Inc.
executives bragged about the high fees the company charges fans at its venues, joking in internal messages that the company is
"robbing them blind" and that "these people are so stupid" that "I almost feel bad taking advantage of them."
In a series of chats from 2022, Ben Baker and Jeff Weinhold, two regional directors of ticketing for Live Nation amphitheaters, boasted about their ability to raise so-called "ancillary fees" - like parking, lawn chair rentals and VIP access - and still get concertgoers to pay for them. In one exchange, Weinhold gloated about raising VIP parking costs at a Virginia concert venue to $250.
"These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them," Baker wrote, adding later, "I gouge them on ancil prices."
Oh.
@leahnylen.bsky.social
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12.03.2026 03:49
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remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination
10.03.2026 01:45
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The judge wondered what he was supposed to tell the jury, and bemoaned the governmentβs βabsolute disrespect for the court, the jury, and the entire process.β
And Live Nation stock went up 5%, which tells you who won here.
09.03.2026 20:56
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Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation
Thinking about Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation
09.03.2026 15:19
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βJust Peachy,β and Other Fruity Feelings
βJust peachyβ Things are going wellβ¦ not! βVery cherryβ Youβve got a pit in your stomach. βBasically bananaβ Today feels like your day. You wer...
"Positively kiwi"
1. Youβre feeling like youβre going to surprise yourself today, like youβre going to be a version of yourself you donβt typically get to see, but that version will be fun, unexpected, and leave a lasting impact.
2. Youβre from New Zealand.
05.03.2026 16:25
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rimshot
05.03.2026 02:51
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Trump is once again fighting wokeness this afternoon
04.03.2026 20:55
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Isnβt βwith all your microphones in front of meβ business as usual for any politician, let alone a minister?
Following racism/mistake [take your pick] with this lame excuse is pretty revealing.
Glad media are leaving this blameshifting quote in.
04.03.2026 19:48
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Wait, like in a dating show, did they not come here for the right reasons?
04.03.2026 08:46
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A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.
Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.
04.03.2026 01:05
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βI could hear my flatmate having sexβ: A new flat review site tells it like it is
The creator behind a new website rating Dunedin flats wishes the site was around before he moved into a cold and damp student flat.
What if the flat listings had a comments section?
We know that the Healthy Homes standards haven't been the silver bullet for rentals.
Until we have stronger regulation - and a system that doesn't put the burden of proof on tenants - sites like this go some way to level the playing field.
04.03.2026 00:39
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A rogue state brought down the rules-based postwar international order, you'll never guess which one
02.03.2026 23:11
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The trial kicks off today!
02.03.2026 21:07
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Hey Chris Luxon, remind me again how much solar energy passes through the Strait of Hormuz.
28.02.2026 19:56
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Wonβt
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
28.02.2026 15:50
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A from Reddit:
Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn) and Karl Urban (Γomer/Billy Butcher) in Japan, purchasing Gundam models back in 2003.
I think a lot of Gundam fans are familiar with this image of Karl Urban and Viggo Mortensen stocking up on MSiA, but did you know that both of them are wearing Viggoβs homemade No More Blood for Oil (in Japanese) t-shirts?
28.02.2026 15:18
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What year is it etc
28.02.2026 19:46
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album cover for a band called GOITSE
did a quadruple take
28.02.2026 03:48
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Itβs worth it too, not just for the WP lols. Crazy how some of the best anti-Trump 2.0 media has been The Onion, People and Wired
26.02.2026 21:24
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A sad cyber truck parked in front of a sad hooters
I added 15 minutes to my commute today in order to pull over and take a picture of this Cybertruck parked in front of Hooters at 3:30pm.
25.02.2026 23:36
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I love getting The Onion in the mail each month - even better in context, with (satirical) ads, and in real life.
I've never humiliated a Big Space Pervert before, but it sounds like fun...
25.02.2026 23:07
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Look at this photograph
22.02.2026 17:50
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Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Canβt Pardon Prince Andrew
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Canβt Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/
20.02.2026 20:00
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20.02.2026 00:34
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βAre we going to charge him, Sarge?β
βNot right away, constable. Stick him in a cell and let him sweat for a while.β
βErβ¦β
19.02.2026 10:32
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Noncequences!
19.02.2026 10:40
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