smoke em if ya got em
07.03.2026 03:32
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you ever see a pair of breasts and think… well done
06.03.2026 23:42
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Cottagecore but it’s a music genre that’s exclusively covers of the Heated Rivalry theme
01.03.2026 00:01
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i would kill for a reality tv compilation of people having rare moments of cogency and self-awareness
25.02.2026 14:50
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fuck the guy who said we should start inviting people to random meetings to get their attention
24.02.2026 14:33
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depending on what it was that is either a fantastic deal or egregious rip off
23.02.2026 15:08
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today, we are all lindsey adler
22.02.2026 14:35
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looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs
09.02.2026 19:55
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
09.02.2026 15:27
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yeah that fumble was baaaaad
09.02.2026 02:22
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second year in a row when a Drake got eviscerated in the Super Bowl
09.02.2026 02:18
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“Should society intervene” and do what? Give these guys copies of “The Game”?
04.02.2026 04:31
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wait you’re not?
28.01.2026 22:36
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The old ways typically involve a hammer, but that is a bsky deep cut
28.01.2026 16:21
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can’t help but feel like there was an easier way to do this
28.01.2026 16:16
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a real sarcasm alarm would have destroyed my neighbors brains by now
27.01.2026 19:13
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is it, though?
27.01.2026 17:39
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At this very moment Chuck Schumer is writing a scathing Presidents’ Day card for Donald Trump.
27.01.2026 15:12
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*taps sign*
25.01.2026 05:17
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wildmurr.bsky.social @wildmur... • 2n
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Do. Not. Do. This.
First of all, Auschwitz and the ICE camps are NOT the same. We need to call them what the are and identify them accurately so we can fight them in the right way.
Second of all, HOW DARE YOU do wordplay with death camps where Jews were tortured and massacred.
25.01.2026 02:13
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Instagram just fed me a personalized ad for a squirt-proof fluid-absorbing sex blanket, as if I’m out here involuntarily dumping buckets of cum into my mattress (I am)
23.01.2026 16:00
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Coming soon: “if the average billionaire lived 100 years longer, imagine the kind of investment we’d see in the economy”
21.01.2026 15:25
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Over a-thousand years later and the Vikings are still racking up Ws
21.01.2026 14:47
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poopin on the big ol’ hockey tonk toilet
12.01.2026 23:41
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instead of donating in increments of 18 it’s just 88 cents
12.01.2026 15:08
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This too shall piss
09.01.2026 19:46
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Anyone know of something I can be outraged about today? Kinda at a loss here
08.01.2026 15:24
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Maybe we really do need Feynman Diagrams
06.01.2026 04:17
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Much is said about cracker choice but little about how much cracker you need per slice. You really have to experiment with each cheese. There are so many variables.
06.01.2026 04:17
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