O, full of scorpions is my mind, my dude!
06.03.2026 14:34
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O, full of scorpions is my mind, my dude!
New video! Look at this man's glorious poodle hair.
youtube.com/watch?v=B2t9WjdJEWE&feature=youtu.be
Is this a pool? Or a mat?
I heard "the moron fraud"
YES
aw, rats, I was so proud of myself for "bro-bgyns" but in reading the replies I see that @schlompkins.bsky.social thought of it first
I stand by my speculum vs. orgasm point
bsky.app/profile/schl...
OK, I know the point here is "guy-necologist" (which is a term that I think that trans men use, so hands off, bro-bgyns)
But also it's just so typical that for corresponding health tests women get to have the speculum and men get to have an orgasm
Everyone using a text based app thinking it's the "commons" could use some perspective. Most of America is watching videos, all of us reading text are in small echo chambers and personally I don't see the need to be in one with a bunch of Nazis.
I think I'm going to watch this every day for the rest of my life 😍
The only reason I wouldn't want it is because they're both so good they each deserve an award. It seems a shame that one would beat out the other.
But leaving Pale, Pale Moon off the list is madness, imho
"Pale, Pale Moon" is SUCH a banger. And the lyrics ARE the plot of the movie - they foreshadow everything that is to come. Jayme Lawson's performance is thrilling: I'm not convinced that Pearline couldn't have pierced that veil herself.
Both songs deserve an Oscar nomination.
Ok, I've been thinking a lot about this, because Sinners was, by far, my favourite movie last year. I'm so, so thrilled that it got so many nominations, and that "I Lied to You" is nominated for best song.
However, I think that "Pale, Pale Moon" should ALSO have been nominated for best song 🧵
Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room
What Jack Torrance was actually doing on the typewriter is explaining why he still needs to use “X”
the little hops
I like to make the most of my alt text opportunities
What we are saying is that AI will be responsible for job loss, democratic erosion, and a threat to humanity itself AND it also sucks
he clearly won bronze, this is not up for debate
If you don't live in Alberta, let me explain Alberta politics to you.
1. *long sigh*
2. *incoherent mumbling*
3. *muffled tears*
4. *long sigh*
Thank you for listening.
Pulp Fiction is overrated.
Aw man, it’s thisclose to being “A KIOSK”
I love my gig because I teach kids the year after they study Romeo and Juliet... and I teach them Macbeth. No more whiny speeches kids, let's get to the witchcraft and murder!
He doesn’t understand why kids don’t just drop out and then get their dads to give them million-dollar label businesses
Oooh, good point!
Screw you, penicillin, get with the times
I love you Bluesky, never change 😍
There's a legendary story in my family about the time when my uncle, as a young teenager, said to my grandfather: "We're reading Romeo and Juliet in school. I don't think Shakespeare's that great."
My grandfather replied: "Son, that's not you judging Shakespeare. That's Shakespeare judging you."
