06.03.2026 19:53
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Garçon, a lifeline if you please. I’m tired of swimmin’ in this political jelly…
Grindavik
🎶banana butt
de dee de de de…🎶
The man [sic]
is sick…
She however does not possess flowers in her gusset. The Slag rests…
: )
Took a shower, washed my belly button, thought of you.
I might have flowers in my gusset, you don’t know…
I like to taunt my enemies with a mixture of gentle whistles and complicated bird calls
So the President of the United States illegally taxed our groceries, clothes, and other basics goods for nearly a year.
Where’s our refund?
They’re wanting me to let ‘em know in the comments again…
Accidentally blew my nose with a Clorox wipe and now I have a blonde mustache
Psychopathy begins with dancin’ to Three Little Birds apparently…
did we ever get to the bottom of what they were feeding smelly cat
Newsmax: Kash Patel said Wednesday that investigators have uncovered what he described as major funding streams tied to antifa.
No, they haven't.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
My mom says we can have Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor at my house. She made brownies and we can build pillow forts and everything! God bless.
a turtle looking out the window with the caption: watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
Heard someone pronounce Worcestershire as “wash your sister” so I fuckin’ give up. Y’all broke me…
In Minneapolis an enigma lurks, his appendages cupped in latex…
I don’t know if I ever knew how, but Goddamn this now…
Cat, fellating its paw and slickin’ its eyebrows…
Thank you.
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: )
A painting of Van Gogh's Sunflowers with a black cat pushing it over.
Van Gogh's cat
I remember Epstein Maxwell and that ‘57 Chevy…
Pilot: welcome aboard
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
