Fr. Andrew Younan

Oh no

Reading Isaac of Nineveh to give the mystics one final chance

Welp here we go

Evergreen

About 2/3 of my meals consist of protein bars. The other 1/3 I just kind of find.

Bluesky is my safe space (nobody sees what I write here)

Ah to be a british boy trying popeye's for the first time again

The only thing giving me hope these days is watching videos of British people trying American food for the first time.

Is this anything

Lord, help me stop buying G-Shocks, but not yet

I have never not regretted returning a call

"Why are course descriptions so wordy?"

*attends a faculty meeting

"Oh"

Make sure to use a hot compress on your eyelid as an exercise in futility

First of all, it's pretty obvious that Reviewer 2 is just jealous of my beard

How your email finds me

That Aquinas quote about straw, except for everyone else's writing too.

If I had the ring of Gyges I'd only act with justice. I guess I'm built different.

Don't touch that it's my emotional support dissociation

I'd describe my pedagogical style as somewhere between "The Devil Wears Prada" and "Whiplash"

One of these men would go on to play the most intriguing and brilliant character in modern television. The other played Saul Goodman.

Bless me, Father, I have sinned. I murdered thousands of sleeping albinaurics.

*holding 2025's beer

Just finished my third.

One of these men would go on to play the most intriguing and brilliant character in modern television. The other played Saul Goodman.

The calm before the storm

I was hanging a smoke detector yesterday and I dropped the screw and caught it with my beard. So there's that.

In 2026 may we all have the hope and endurance of this guy trying to make sense of the X-Men movie timelines

Iraq since 1990:

10/10 day for doomscrolling. Really excellent.