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I remember when you were on Nobody Wants This and I was like “I talked to him on Um, Actually once.” Fortunately it was easy to imagine the real you would be a Purim party, so my immersion was untouched.

13.03.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have DMs on the subject.

07.03.2026 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

07.03.2026 17:20 👍 4274 🔁 1094 💬 115 📌 100

This is real. I’ll teach you to install the English patch.

07.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Esper do you want to play Duel Masters with me? I have no Duel Masters Play’s friends.

07.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People have written novels by dictaphone. The tool that lets you create is the right tool for creating.

06.03.2026 01:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve seen situations where the most demonstrably useful thing a ranked queue did was improve deck diversity in the non-ranked queues. (I am obviously more familiar with TCGs than fighting games.)

04.03.2026 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

M, I hate to agree with Andy here, but in typography we use M as the standard for “the long one”. Em dash, em space… yup that’s it. That’s the list.

04.03.2026 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Over the past week I’ve gone through over 1,500 portfolios. And this is my bi-yearly reminder, begging, pleading, make it one gallery page with your best art. If I have to navigate more than two clicks and I’ve got 800 more portfolios to review that day I’m going to dissolve into a pool of goo.

04.03.2026 02:50 👍 46 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

I have some Duel Masters cards if the underpants guy. I don’t know who he is.

01.03.2026 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goku needs blue or black to permanently steal permanents (doing it from Exile is more black, but the fact that they get exiled by BLOCKING is weird enough to let the whole thing be blue. That said, having died and come back is pretty black, so five color is pretty justified?

27.02.2026 04:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Is the NYT an Anti-Trans Paper? — Assigned The anti-trans bias of the New York Times is swiftly becoming conventional wisdom. Will the paper which prides itself on its lack of bias correct course or risk its reputation as an impartial news sou...

I shared these articles from Assigned Media with my mom a few years back. Their reporting has only gotten worse, but these got her doubting them and she’s now very critical.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

27.02.2026 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this took me on a journey that i didn't sign up for

25.02.2026 21:57 👍 242 🔁 40 💬 28 📌 1

The Marvel list is actually
Seven Different Wolverines
Ororo
Jono
Spider-Man

In any order.

25.02.2026 06:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Devastating burn

25.02.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A promotional image for Night at the Bible Museum. It’s made to look similar, but not similar enough to involve lawyers, to Night at the Museum. It stars Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain and Lara Donaldson.

A promotional image for Night at the Bible Museum. It’s made to look similar, but not similar enough to involve lawyers, to Night at the Museum. It stars Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain and Lara Donaldson.

As porn parodies go, this one isn’t clever exactly, but it is intriguing

23.02.2026 03:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

In Washington state, when we first switched to all mail in voting, there was a spot to add a stamp. Most places your ballot would be delivered without one, but even an implied poll tax of one stamp is unacceptable, and those ballots now mail back for free. No poll taxes, no exceptions, ever.

17.02.2026 16:33 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I think whatever we drink we’ll enjoy it the most, which is all I care about.

17.02.2026 05:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a promotional image of the mcdonalds changeable character "KURTIS THE DIVINE" who is basically just an agumon with burgers on his head

a promotional image of the mcdonalds changeable character "KURTIS THE DIVINE" who is basically just an agumon with burgers on his head

KURTIS THE DIVINE against a black backdrop

KURTIS THE DIVINE against a black backdrop

a cropped screenshot of KURTIS THE DIVINE from an animated changeables commercial

a cropped screenshot of KURTIS THE DIVINE from an animated changeables commercial

one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"

17.02.2026 02:26 👍 442 🔁 153 💬 4 📌 25

Based on the volume of fireworks I’m hearing, congrats to my Seahawk loving friends! I’m glad the men played better football than the other men. Very gratifying.

Also I’m so fucking glad I don’t work by the stadium anymore.

09.02.2026 03:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Steph it’s so good. It’s also often a tremendous bummer.

08.02.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a red shirt that says talladega nights on it Alt: a man wearing a red shirt that says talladega nights on it. He is saying “Don’t you put that evil on me!” He’s Michael Clarke Duncan.
08.02.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She wants him to let her in-a his window.

07.02.2026 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Andrea Martin and Catherine O'Hara | SCTV | English For Beginners
Andrea Martin and Catherine O'Hara | SCTV | English For Beginners YouTube video by SCTV

I’m watching old SCTV clips for The Sad Reason, and my god, it’s perfect sometimes.

youtu.be/mUMhA8Ye3x8?...

06.02.2026 02:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The picture also depicts a box with my address written on it.

05.02.2026 03:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FedEx said no one was home to accept a package (someone was) and their proof of attempt is my package INSIDE THE TRUCK. I would post a picture but I am scared of creeps.

03.02.2026 23:18 👍 132 🔁 3 💬 19 📌 1

RIP Robin, she had too much foods.

03.02.2026 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven’t been, but it just shot to the top of my list.

30.01.2026 19:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These were originally called Juanitas, but needed a new name to go national. These are from Hood River Oregon, and they’re so good that Frito-Lay started making a competitor called La Cocina de Josefina they only sell in the Pacific Northwest.

29.01.2026 02:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Might as well make a folder named "con".

23.01.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0