abi 💒

if you have life 360 with your friends, add your pets because it’s fun and adorable

It annoys the fuck out of me

One thing I’m always gonna hate is how the Facebook app turns off any music I’m playing

I wanna see enlistment dates for every maga bitch out there ASAP

ÎSRAEL WAR ROOM Israel War Room * @IsraelWarRoom Picture of Ms Rachel and Mamdani doing the cry face Follow GIF ALT hasanabi @hasanthehun•11h there's no such thing as a preemptive strike. israel is striking iran in-spite of the negotiations that the oman mediators tried to publicize in us media to avoid this exact outcome. little did they know, israel gets what it desires. even if it collapses the west.

There are no words for how evil this is

MORE THAN ONCE

Star Trek is a very serious sci-fi show about exploring space and the human condition.

Also Star Trek: "hey, remember that time we all went insane with a virus that made us fuck like rabbits?”

Happy to be of service

I’ve missed two doses of my heart medicine because my doctors office and pharmacy communicate via String Tied to Two Cans and I ran out before they’d fill it. I’m okay but I forgot how gnarly this used to feel. Like sparks going off in my chest 😂

These O’Brien alt texts always FRYYY me

🩷🩷🩷

fuck ICE btw

ICE is currently in my town, down the street chasing people. And apparently there’s a crowd building up because of it 🫩

spare a prayer if you can, this is a MAGA town even if we’re in a blue state and I doubt that crowd is protesting

Thank you! 🥹

well would ya look at that

allodynia: bad

scalp allodynia: horrible

trying to brush matted hair out with scalp allodynia: cut off my scalp it would hurt less

Every. One. Of you.

I would kill every single one of you without hesitation for Punch the monkey by the way

EXACTLY

I JUST STARED AT MY SCREEN FOR THIRTY SECONDS BECAUSE I WAS SO FLOORED

I don’t like AI but we’ve all used it one time or another whether it was on purpose or accident

So can we all admit that google’s search AI is by far the DUMBEST of them all?

Catherine O’Hara, James VDB, and Eric Dane…

fuck you, 2026

I DID IT I FOUND OBSCURE PAPERWORK THAT HAD THE NUMBER ON IT!!!!! EMAIL HOARDING FTW!!!

I need to find an obscure document from my job i had In 2018 because it’s the last remaining piece of paper with my original account number on it and I can’t even remember what goddamn email I had at that job

If your bank ever changes ownership and they give you all new cards and account numbers and routing numbers GOOD FUCKIN LUCK CHARLIE!

Jean-luc Picard and Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation dressed as a Jedi Knight and Padawan.

"I was Master Picard's apprentice during the Clone Wars. He was a competent with a lightsaber, but legendary as a diplomat and tactician."
#StarWars #StarTrek #TNG

Happy Valentines Day from current Buffalo Bills backup Quarterback Mitch Trubisky

ten years today… a whole decade. I feel like a part of me will never return, but also that it’s okay if that part of me is with him. as brief as our time was, it was the best I’ll ever have, and the worst pain I’ll ever feel.

I love you so much, Finn. more than I ever thought possible.

Is it normal for my 20s to feel like one long crying jag and constant overwhelm? yes? thanks