My perspective is that this is deeply fucked up.
08.03.2026 02:28
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My perspective is that this is deeply fucked up.
It is extremely unlikely that whatever this is is an actual TV reboot, but whatever it is, it's 100% safe to ignore now.
I'm genuinely not the kind of person who goes around wishing harm or violence on others, but it would probably be pretty fun to see Ryan Murphy get punched in the face.
I got a Mega Noggin and have had pretty great luck at Zenni
Jack
@starsinjenseyes.bsky.social What’s the verdict, curséd or no?
Counterpoint: I am here to make dumb little jokes and look at the dumb little jokes of a couple of dozen people I like. It is good that there is a place that is better at that.
Good morning! Yes, this is he
Just a bunch of celebs playing games and occasionally looking at the empty chair and crying like that scene in Muppet Christmas Carol
I bought the self-titled Mr. Bungle CD sight unseen in 1991 because “ha ha, funny clown music right?” and as a musical theater teen, that album made me feel like I was constantly in danger but I couldn’t stop listening to it.
Every song from a Rodgers & Hammerstein musical falls into one of two categories: “I Am Filled With The Most Intense, Powerful Longing Any Human Being Has Ever Felt” or “Dang, That Sure Was A Real Fun Hootenanny”
a store sign reads pants town in gold letters on a green background
How did your date go, did you become mayor of
Dropping a recommendation again for this sharp and funny murder mystery podcast. No episodes for the next two weeks so this is the perfect time to catch up.
I’ve been listening since the beginning and have loved every episode but just had to let you know how incredible this one was. What a highlight of the week this show has become for me! Off to the Patreon now.
Oh SHIT
what the hell did I just read
Oh what a nice little bit of good news this is!
I am SO proud of my pal @thatames.bsky.social for the launch of her new book! Go check out this awesome review and then GO BUY THAT BOOK www.autostraddle.com/amy-spalding...
Holly this is so cool! Congrats!
Giant crowd of hockey fans at Disney California Adventure. Just honestly far too many people.
They’re doing some kind of Anaheim Ducks appreciation thing at DCA today and we were frankly unprepared for the number of people it would attract.
Literally the entire Taco Bell menu
Graham Linehan accepting an award for having the fattest head.
You might not like his views, or the way he conducts himself, or the way he's alienated all his friends and loved ones, but you have to admit that he deserves this.
Marquee at the Dynasty Typewriter in LA advertising a sold-out Ed Gamble show
Pic of Ed Gamble during his show; due to furtive photo-taking he is glowing like Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode that’s an X-Files crossover
Yesterday @thewowmonster.bsky.social and I celebrated our 9th wedding anniversary by going to see Ed Gamble do stand-up! He was great; not nearly as blurry and glowy as the photo would make you believe.
Tuned into the Winter Olympics and they were showing sports like Cold Boxing and Wet Basketball
Remember when Jimmy Carter had to stop growing peanuts on his farm?
Fuck Grok
aside from being a right-wing ideological project, substack’s entire goal is to trap writers and readers in their platform. it sucks to use, it sucks be a reader of. a worse user interface, worse fee breakdown for writers, and directly supporting nazi blogs. ditch it.
I'm American (sorry) and just started getting big into British comedy during the pandemic, so I am very proud of myself for understanding this.
Which is all to say, I think I might be in love with this little guy. www.fiio.com/echomini