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Damn, they chased Sanchez!

07.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nicaragua is unfazed and ties the game. Baseball is back, baby

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao my bad

07.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, DR immediately tied it lol

07.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

World Baseball Classic (leading DR right mow)

07.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nicaragua?!

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*In the Galaxy

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least the bus system is great, and y’all can use the blueline for some stuff, but its gonna be $5.00+ and zero reliable mass transit down here😭😭

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Immigration Theory of Everything colliding with reality.

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 250 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Cuba dub on day one, LETS GOOOO πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί #WBC

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 3827 πŸ” 368 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 37

Lmao the one on Sunset looks like the lines at Disney. I rather blow my balls off

06.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost there…

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1708 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 11

all these essays are written as timestamped notes i took while watching the movie

here’s one from Armageddon

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Regular is now $3.45 on Bird rd.

06.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maduro is fantastic! Personally, I love their JosΓ© MartΓ­ stout. Thing was thicc

06.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not have to watch Jeff Petry play hockey anymore!!!

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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Wait… they’re creating a department called Shield of America?

05.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Corey going to The Shield of Americas too or does Markwayne get to fuck him

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Bill allowing Florida officials controlled by the governor to place organizations in a domestic terrorism list on the basis of views and opinions has passed the Florida Senate after amendments were adopted. Now it goes back to the Florida House

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Im actually looking forward to next season. Gonna be watching stress-free. We’re beginning a rebuild- no expectations but perhaps some hope. If the front office begins to make shit moves, then we know its more of the same and it becomes easier to not care.

05.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/miam...

05.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

05.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a massive fire in North Miami Dade or Broward? Im on the turnpike and there is an absolute STACK of smoke

05.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The dude, after hearing the orgs name

05.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is truly one of the most inhumane and horrific ways a person can possibly die. May he rest in peace and a pox on all involved.

04.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0