Jeff Boyardee

Me and who

One of these days the chart maker will recognize King Crimson

Seeing Matt Johnson is so validating because I'm shaped like him and he's incredibly hot so it's easier for me to call myself hot

Top: Pete Hegseth — suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on — signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads The ARSE of FRE Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads “Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

jay and matt (and matt and jay)

3. Vigil by George Saunders. A great big Shrug of a book, but a pleasant Shrug.

I purchased a $140 shirt today how do some people live like this

I went in knowing my vote was futile but the heart wants what the heart wants. And the heart wants Dennis.

I guess they rejected OPERATION BLOW UP CHILDREN TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT WE RAPE CHILDREN

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

Type beat

Big week for closeups of heads

i've decided to name my new primary plex drive "media prime" and the backup drive that mirrors it "media choice". just a little usda joke no one will ever notice or have a chance to appreciate if i don't post it here

"Moon Pie.......what a Time to be Alive."

It has such a good rhythm to it. And he was so right about Moon Pies.

*chat pile voice* why did the chicken cross the road? WHY??

The movie practically opens with Sex God George Kennedy. We've fallen so far

There are these little split screen moments peppered throughout that are just compelling. There's a scene from the POV of a stewardess. Burt Lancaster called it "a piece of junk." We used to put CRAFT into our pieces of junk!

Currently watching. This rules

Just got back from Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die. It's over the top, cartoonish, a bit of a mess, and I was cackling with wild abandon throughout. I love when a movie makes me feel like the sickos.jpg meme

sweet jay and hella matt

I try so hard not to be a "what's up with the new generation" person but waiting for my theater to open I've seen no less than three college kids just walk up to the employees, no words, just pointing an eTicket on their phone at them

Seated, listening, learning

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

well, here we are waiting another 2-3 months [for doom]. what else can we do? 1) search the internet for beta version. 2) see if we can go through wolfenstein 3-d with our eyes closed. 3) use mapedit/wolfedit to make wolfenstein 3-d "look like" doom. 4) find out where the id "lab" is and "encourage" them. 5) watch the new 90210 episode! 6) see if blake stone or rampage will be any good. 7) upload the lemmings demo as "doom10.zip" and see what happens. 8) get girlfriends and drop them on 12/10/93, unless they like doom and have a computer with a modem. 9) or lastly, look at doom slides and "pretend" we are playing.

a list of things to do while waiting for doom, posted on america online by user "wolkonsky", while waiting for the release of doom (august 27th, 1993) web.archive.org/web/20030108...

Week's listens

sports YouTuber named Skip Ad

“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”

Who up Burnin' they Cock

Not even in a That Was Bad way, but in a I Have Wasted My Time Here way