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Michæl Haas

@digitalhaas

Minneapolis baseball fan and nap taker. Posting things on ig with Metrodome Dreamscapes. Rocking Bob Dylan tunes with Mind Out of Time.

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Firm tied to Kristi Noem secretly got money from $220 million DHS ad contracts • South Dakota Searchlight Noem has hailed the more than $200 million, taxpayer-funded ad campaign as a crucial tool to stem illegal immigration.

She won’t need another job

southdakotasearchlight.com/2025/11/14/f...

17.02.2026 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it wasn't hardwired in human DNA that ’invading forces doing violence is bad’ we’d never have reached bi-pedaliam.

14.02.2026 17:12 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They're only on the "boundary" as you drive into the neighborhood from Snelling or University. Not much help if you go thru the alley next to Turf like I did!

13.02.2026 17:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had to drive out to Maplewood and talk to a VERY annoyed hearing officer, but I was able to accept the ticket while having the fee waived. The lady admitted, as I walked out the door, that the whole pilot was not working.

13.02.2026 17:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Could have just wrote "ice heaves" but prob already used it for the agent caught behind the wheel covered in puke?

06.02.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even before this, vehicles full of agents have been going non-stop in and out of the entrance to the base at 34th Ave and 62.

26.01.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Black and white photo of small farmhouse owned by the Gerhardt fam in Bloomington MN, with Metropolitan Stadium and Met Center far in the background. Dead trees all over and a 1969 Cadillac in the driveway. Photo taken early 1970s?

Black and white photo of small farmhouse owned by the Gerhardt fam in Bloomington MN, with Metropolitan Stadium and Met Center far in the background. Dead trees all over and a 1969 Cadillac in the driveway. Photo taken early 1970s?

I love this photo of Metropolitan Stadium that ran in the Strib yesterday. It's looking West - NW and you can see Met Center peeking out at right.

Imagine the real estate listing for this. "Modest rural home, needs leaves for trees; SPORTS FAN'S DREAM"

www.startribune.com/lyle-gerhard...

20.01.2026 17:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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GrandeSunrise posted about a temporary closure. Great folks, we miss them west of the river. www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...

11.01.2026 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Paper wasn’t the only thing the Star Tribune was printed on

28.12.2025 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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went up there this summer - not much left!

11.11.2025 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Money laundering detergent, organic, eco-friendly

23.10.2025 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the metrdome, re-constituted at the site of the strib printing plant

the metrdome, re-constituted at the site of the strib printing plant

it's a sign

08.09.2025 19:48 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How does this rate compare to running it out when without a runner on first?

Cc @sammillerbb.bsky.social

25.08.2025 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Royce would move there but he doesn’t make changes mid-season

24.08.2025 16:00 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dude giving himself the Heimlich over a green chair. Handsome guy, ugly chair.

Dude giving himself the Heimlich over a green chair. Handsome guy, ugly chair.

Not coincidentally may also become the record holder for most times doing this:

06.08.2025 02:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe with a high floor, creating a very narrow band of spending, but ONLY if salaries were pinned to revenue at a union-negotiated rate …which of course will never happen because MLB and all teams would have to open their un-cooked books.

02.08.2025 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

paging @boguskarloff.bsky.social to put up a plaque, at least.

31.07.2025 17:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Baseball Savant Videos Emmanuel Clase Ball to Victor Caratini | BaseballSavant.com

Hmmm. I got three non-competitive pitches to start an inning. No clue how they prove intent here.

baseballsavant.mlb.com/sporty-video...

baseballsavant.mlb.com/sporty-video...

baseballsavant.mlb.com/sporty-video...

28.07.2025 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even a broken clock tower is right six times a day.

28.07.2025 15:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought Cabaret was fine.

21.07.2025 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wild pitches?

14.07.2025 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When you know the other guy throws a first pitch of the game fastball in each of his previous 119 starts and then you get a changeup

30.06.2025 11:43 👍 107 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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From the minnesotatwins community on Reddit: What's up with the field? Explore this post and more from the minnesotatwins community

Discussed on Reddit the other day. Consensus was that it’s an invasive weed/grass called poa annua and it’s tough to eliminate.

www.reddit.com/r/minnesotat...

25.06.2025 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Most RoS projections for this year (when he was up) had his SB total at about 10% of his PA total, with a high BA ...and the auction calculator had him as like the 150th bat, at best. Maybe more indicative of the new SB environment than anything.

03.06.2025 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Metrodome seats in Waconia.

17.05.2025 19:05 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sad to report that the only reason I get this joke is because of my eight year old.

15.05.2025 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Script from the movie "The Founder" in which Joan introduces Ray to the money and time saving miracle of the powdered milkshake. Show him an ad that reads in part "INTRODUCING INST-A-MIX THE MIRACULOUS INSTANT ICE CREAM SUBSTITUTE" and this scne takes place at a fictional twin cities steakhouse

Script from the movie "The Founder" in which Joan introduces Ray to the money and time saving miracle of the powdered milkshake. Show him an ad that reads in part "INTRODUCING INST-A-MIX THE MIRACULOUS INSTANT ICE CREAM SUBSTITUTE" and this scne takes place at a fictional twin cities steakhouse

In real life, Ray Kroc met his wife Joan at The Criterion in Saint Paul. In fiction, in 'The Founder' biopic, Joan introduces Ray to the miracle of soft serve ice cream while at a Twin Cities steakhouse.

www.nokohaha.com/2019/06/24/t...

15.05.2025 17:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

13 cans of Poppi carbonated beverage are being given away by a woman in my local Buy Nothing fb group. Twelve hours after posting, the number of people vying for the prize is at 61.

12.05.2025 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pushed through

06.05.2025 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you batten down just one thing today, make it your hatch.

28.04.2025 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0