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Tim Mallon

@beaker1984

Desert dweller 🌡 pretending 100Β° is β€œnice weather.” Collector of horror movies πŸ‘», overpriced museum tickets πŸ›οΈ, and regrets from buffet lines 🍣. Mid-century taste on a microwave dinner budget πŸ›‹οΈ.

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I dont speak coke, so I didn't understand anything he said.

29.08.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He reminds me of gay men who hate those who are transgender. We have more rights because they were the main contributors to the Stonewall riots. He says he's for the people, but what he really means is that he's for some people.

21.08.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like presidents who aren't racist and homophobic but I guess im stuck with that cheeto dick for a while.

21.08.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's that saying? If you can't take care of an animal, you shouldn't have one.

21.08.2025 04:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, I was mad when Busta rhymes used Kung fu on michael and offing Jamie Lee was in bad taste. Sorry, Halloween was the first horror movie I ever saw, so im attached, lol

17.08.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My scooby doo sets got decimated when I moved thankfully I kept all the booklets.

17.08.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the best iterations of michael myers:) anything after h2o put me to sleep

17.08.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Candy corn, and at my age, I still eat them by color even though its all one flavor;) its a nostalgia thing.

11.08.2025 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it's clear AI gets hard from humans dying as he's smiling in the video:/

11.08.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im just gonna say it no matter how offensive it is. Every time I see news like this, all I can think of is that this politician is into kids cause he's so immature he can't handle an adult relationship. But yes, he's also trying to get a perv family member off scott free.

08.08.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's at work? Lol

07.08.2025 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard to top Rebecca gayheart as one crazy bitch but the sequel is fun. I like the cameo at the end;)

03.08.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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elon musk speaking into a microphone with his eyes closed ALT: elon musk speaking into a microphone with his eyes closed

This man bought a pair;)

30.07.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg make this a Halloween movie right now:0

30.07.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy is so gross. Hopefully, California is smart enough not to vote this uneducated asshole into office.

29.07.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . '' ALT: a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . ''
26.07.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope ben crump wins and those white trash Hicks from the hills have eyes go to prison.

26.07.2025 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stabilizers? winning i see;)

26.07.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn with that much, you're bound to get pregnant, lol

25.07.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy batter or daddy sauce? Asking for a friend;)

25.07.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully, Mr Fantastic beats you off cause Jonny and the Thing sound painful 🀣

23.07.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, we can't give him hand outs though cause technically Republicans dont believe in that.

23.07.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cried, laughing that Elmo voice, lmao

23.07.2025 12:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite villain and version of him is getting a solo film. I'm so excited about this.

23.07.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So me, especially if you're on your phone stopping then meandering:/

21.07.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

19.07.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a skeleton with red eyes is laying on a tree branch and says `` unicorn !!! '' . ALT: a skeleton with red eyes is laying on a tree branch and says `` unicorn !!! '' .

While at work, a customer randomly asked me if I'd ever seen The Last Unicorn. Well, of course I've seen it but not in years. They just dont make animation like they used to:/ btw this scene, scared the piss out of me as a kid.

19.07.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This boycotting is all great in theory, but no one should forget what they did. So even when cheeto dick is out of office, these companies that kneeled to him should never make a comeback. They are cowards and should all go under.

19.07.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The chains look great, but the butterball demon freaked me out:)

18.07.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should just give up already.

18.07.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0