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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

they should make a country that doesn’t suck

HER: *puts cherry in mouth and seductively pulls out stem perfectly tied into a knot*

ME: *puts hand in box of Bugles and seductively pulls out bugles perfectly balanced on each finger*

Agent Dale Cooper driving and recording

Happy Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

The discovery that ICE began using Subarus shook me to my core. My culture is not a costume

i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday

Thank you for saying what needed to be said

Drew Lock, Super Bowl champion.

It’s so funny that they have to say “suspected” because they couldn’t find someone who speaks Spanish, vexillology, or grids to explain to them what was going on.

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter

kills me every time lol

BOBO

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Can we finally retire the Pike Place Market fish toss b-roll for every Seattle Seahawk’s game?

Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!

I don't think we should give more money to the people who kill moms and kidnap children

In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

It's time.

Looks like you’re getting the engagement you wanted! Congrats 🎊

An add for a law firm reads,”Whether you’re in the theater or being questioned by police, MJM Law Office reminds you to stay quiet.”

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂