Old Tafkat

Will it run Skyrim? (asking important questions)

It's his opponent in the election.

He wouldn't drown. He'd just dissolve.

I haven't posted in a while. Does Superman have super-farts?

Damn... If this keeps up he may end up having to make his own tea in a picturesque country cottage. Imagine having to make your own cup of tea. It will be a dystopian hellscape.

Hold my breakfast I wished for eggs
Oh please chef feed me

So people are using AI to create music and write books and make art, freeing the people up to do coding and manual labor.

Hey AI people: that's BACKWARDS. AI is supposed to be doing the mindless work, freeing the people up to be creative.

Dipshits.

Me: "I'll go to @bsky.app and complain about my cat peeing on a power strip."
Bluesky: "Dipshit-in-Chief still fixated on Greenland."
Me: "Goddammit I'm tired of being in constant outrage and helplessness."

Can someone please make this stop? It's too much. I'm tired.

Oh you poor sweet child. This caption is trying to makecit seem like Republicans care about decency. They're all voting for people and laws that are the exact opposite of decent. They don't care about that. They just want to hurt people.

That's not Donald. Donald is a circle, not a stick.

That's why he's trying to annex Greenland. So he can claim jurisdiction on the North Pole and deport the elves to the Undying Land.

This isn't a terrible idea, but people in the service sector are pretty much left behind. Convenience stores and fast food and tech support/call center and medical people all have to work all the time. During the covid shutdown I was tech support and it was busier than ever.

3 quarters into a container of blackberries and I run into one covered in mold.

52 christmases in a row where I've never heard the christmas shoes song. Yay for me!

Dude, you're supposed to be one of the good ones. Yet here you are, posting up this strawman argument as if the reality hadn't already been demonstrated.

Meanwhile, the four original members start touring as The Fab Four in 1975 once their old contracts all expire.

Then, after a couple years, Paul quits. EMI and George Martin talk to the others and they end up bringing in Jack Bruce and continue the group. So, The Beatles are Jack Bruce, Eric Clapton, Denny Laine, and John Bonham.

What if the Beatles had done what Chicago did? As in, Ringo leaves the band during the White Album sessions, so they bring in John Bonham. George quits during the Get Back sessions, the hire Clapton. Lennon quits after that, they bring in Denny Laine.

She sure looks happy that her husband died.

That's probably really good but it looks kinda like... actually, never mind.

Yesterday was my worst vomiting day in over a decade. I still feel terrible and the only thing I've eaten was a single Lifesavers mint and then a couple hours ago I nibbled two saltine crackers. Oh, and Walgreens Nice brand ginger ale may be the worst I've ever had.

Hey Jeff, I'm not neurotypical and I could really use a $5,000,000 donation. We can barely afford rent and utilities and we have a daughter who is also not neurotypical. You wouldn't even miss it.

Epiphone, I don't know who needs to hear this, but you Les Paul bass was the worst bass I test-played today. Cort, Yamaha, Squier, Jackson - all of them played better. You should equip short scale basses with extra light strings, preferably short scale strings.

Well. I just found out that I'm now older than Randy Savage was when he had his last wrestling match ever.

I'm diabetic. Caffeine isn't the problem.

I ate some Walgreens "Nice" brand salt & vinegar chips two days ago and my tongue has been hurting and swollen ever since. The chips were good but the taste was really strong and now this.

I usually live off those reduced price stickers in Kroger. Except the reduced prices these days are, like, $15 for a pound of eye round. It's ridiculous.

They lie so easily and casually it's like pissing on your leg. They don't think about it, they just do it and dare you to do something about it.

Professional shitter and flatulist. It's for work.