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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave)

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Dalmy! 18+ Only

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If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

05.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2325 ๐Ÿ” 953 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

27.02.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!!

19.02.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smashing? I thought Cooper was sfw. :/

06.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

30.01.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2291 ๐Ÿ” 431 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Ah damn, hope you feel better soon!

29.01.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw you!

28.01.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's so cool! I wanna watch that episode now lol, which one was it?

28.01.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What show were you on in 2009? :O

28.01.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao "hurting society". He means he's not getting the return on his investment. They're trying so hard to artificially create demand.

23.01.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't know you had a suit, it looks amazing!!

22.01.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're hot. I love their colors and how they kill billionaires on their boats.

17.01.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold, a relic from a better time. (Located at DIA, Terminal A)

16.01.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!! :D

15.01.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dalmy!!

15.01.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucked up shaving my beard into a moustache.

I should've just gone to a barber, but I didn't want to pay $30.

I'm just trying to hide until I can get home to fix it. I think it's salvageable.

14.01.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn that's cool. Did they pick whichever mask they felt like, or were there connotations attached to each type?

11.01.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

11.01.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ

09.01.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow I can't even make that jump.

09.01.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.

05.01.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1556 ๐Ÿ” 393 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

I don't know what the right answer is, but I hope it works out for you dude. โค๏ธ

05.01.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
America Marches Into Another Forever War With no attack on the US and no public mandate, Washington launches a war Americans never asked for, and voters are not on board

It's finally happening, America has begun bombing the Venezuelan capital of Caracas

And polls show that Americans overwhelmingly oppose this conflict before it even begins

Read the latest polling for free here: usapolling.substack.com/p/america-ma...

03.01.2026 06:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 388 ๐Ÿ” 127 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

When's he gonna get a heart attack

Or get his face bashed in with a metal bat

I'm fine with either.

03.01.2026 07:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
from the onion print edition. half-page u.s. army ad that says DIE FOR DONALD TRUMP

from the onion print edition. half-page u.s. army ad that says DIE FOR DONALD TRUMP

from @theonion.com print edition

23.12.2025 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1379 ๐Ÿ” 226 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

02.01.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2575 ๐Ÿ” 372 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

Casual, I don't like the current ranked sex meta.

31.12.2025 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another $10 billion to Mega-Israel!

30.12.2025 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I like hooves

27.12.2025 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค”

25.12.2025 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0