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Claire (derogatory)

@clarissakickass

She/her. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Older than you. If I ever do porn I’ll use the name Katie Boundary. You can fascinate me by giving me chicken. Sometimes I build models and I’ll bother everyone about it. 18+ only, very frequently NSFW, minors DNI

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Partially built paper model of the DC-XA, a single stage to orbit testbed vehicle used in the 1990s

Partially built paper model of the DC-XA, a single stage to orbit testbed vehicle used in the 1990s

I always like to do a quick and dirty thrown-together version of a model before I spend the money on a color copy to make sure parts fit.
A vector redraw of a 20 year old model updated with better surface graphic detail, in preparation for a completely new version if I can learn Blender one day.

11.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never knew I needed this feeling before today πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sudden onset deranged horniness 😱

11.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes normal very normal hello I am also being normal today 🫠

11.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wtf they’ve done it again? 🀬

11.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

11.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good night!

11.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobel Peace Prize for him, automatic

11.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg so cute tho 😱

11.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fuck I am so lost
- me playing with Blender
- me trying to work out my life plan
- me trying to decide if someone is flirting with me/trying to get rid of me

11.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good night!

11.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no I’ve downloaded Blender and I don’t know how to use it
Pray for me

11.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The picture of the bird makes it work better. Source: I wandered into a physics lecture once when I was high

11.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of trending topics showing β€œItaly.  vs USA”

Screenshot of trending topics showing β€œItaly. vs USA”

Listen up, Bluesky, you gotta edit these things a little okay? Because I honestly thought there was a possibility the bombing had already started

11.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a terrible day to be literate

11.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I left my push-button start car running at Walmart for an hour once. I didn’t realize I didn’t push the button. I just…wandered off I guess

11.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d watch this if it was made as a comedic film tbh

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No WiFi? In 2026?
For gods sake, I hope the wings had ailerons at least.

11.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 7543 πŸ” 1579 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 153

Right before bed and I remember I got yelled at as a kid for adding a tall girl doll to my action figure lineup who stood in as Princess Peach (at the time there were no figures I was aware of) and was told β€œboys don’t play with dolls”
Oh, ok, mom, guess my toy playtime should be a sausage fest ffs

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of Princess Peach posing

A drawing of Princess Peach posing

Well, that excuse of a trailer yesterday at least made me go and draw this.
#prismcreativeart | #fanart | #supermario | #princesspeach

10.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I read somewhere that the amount of salt in a whole stick of salted butter is like, 1/4 tsp. So I just use salted for everything honestly. It doesn’t seem to change the taste profile.

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I laughed and then I got curious. Then I looked it up.
2005.
Oh my god. It HAS been twenty years… πŸ˜„

10.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEmotional wreck” in the manner of a shipwreck, specifically one deep enough in the ocean to be under immense pressure and require a submersible to access.
Therapists tying Styrofoam cups to the outside of the sub to make neat little souvenirs for later and such. That kind of pressure.

10.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been reading this comic for many years and it’s still speaking to me…

10.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not gonna crash out. I’m gonna steer into the skid and try to see if I can make something interesting while I’m forcing my brain to travel outside its learned pathways.
I might start screaming too, though. No promises.

10.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but for real this time yes

10.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good night!

10.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part of this story is where an elected official says Nazi shit and tomorrow no one will remember because of all the other Nazi shit being said and done

10.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good night!

10.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0